PWL Results 2/21/99

PWL Results for February 21, 1999.

The first part of the card was the TV taping for "PWL Super Pro Wrestling" (to be aired between February 21 and 27).
In the first match, MR. SANDMAN pinned BUCKEY of the Fat Albert Gang.
Soundbites featuring STARSHINE HIPPIE, RUDY, and TRAPEZOID were taped.
NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY & TRIPLE X) easily disposed of ROPE THE DOPE and DRUNK THE CLOWN.
HULK BIXBY pinned DR. DEMENTIA.
Soundbites featuring THE TERROR and heavyweight champion PLAGUE were taped.
Women's champion URSA defeated ULTIMA PUERCA by submission.
Soundbites featuring STRIKE FORCE and THE MOONDOGS were taped.
In the TV main event, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS and THE THUNDERFEET wrestled to a double disqualification.

Next came the second week's worth of TV tapings (to be aired between February 28 and March 6):
MOONDOGS 2000 (SPORT & PRINCE) quickly defeated XOOSE and NONAGON.
BOZO THE CLOWN (w/ BUTCH) pinned WEIRD HAROLD of the Fat Albert Gang.
More soundbites were recorded, featuring GRIMACE, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, and THE PILLARS OF PAIN.
In the usual cruiserweight battle royale, AMOEBA was victorious, last eliminating ? (QUESTION MARK).
Midgets' champion MASCARITA DIABLO pinned ORKO.
In more soundbites, NC-17, BOZO THE CLOWN, and THE NEW ORDER were taped.
In this week's TV main event, HAARLEM HEAT defeated former champs THE TANGLEFEET when HEAT pinned TANGLEFOOT II.

In the non-televised matches:
Fat Albert Gang-mates MUSH MOUTH and DUMB DONALD continued their feud in an all-out brawl. While standard rules applied, they did not keep MM and DD from turning up the violence. Mush Mouth won the bout by submission in 10:13 by clamping the over-the-shoulder backbreaker on Donald. Donald blindside MM following the match, eventually dumping him in a trash bin and wheeling him off.
Scheduled next was a mixed-six-man-tag match, featuring GRIMACE and his new friends, THE FRY GUYS, versus DR. DOOM, THE GNAT, and ESTONIAN MIDGET. Before the latter team was introduced, the Fry Guys handed out complimentary french fries to children seated at ringside. Shockingly, Grimace snapped, assaulting the Fry Guys and beating them with a chair. Then, he placed both on a ringside table, climbed the ropes, and dove gut-first onto the helpless crowd favorites, shattering the table into many pieces. As the children watched, horrified and crying, Grimace stole their fries, began to eat them, then spewed them onto the kids and the motionless Fry Guys. Needless to say, the match never took place, and the Fry Guys were taken away from the hall via ambulance. Information on their condition will be made known in future news updates.
In the biggest PWL debut since, well, last week, Terror's PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ) took on DR. TEETH and FLOYD, THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM. While they were brave, the Mayhem were no stiff competition for the POP, who seem to be every bit as good as Terror has promised. Golem and Quartz tagged in at a rapid rate, and Teeth was in the ring for the entire match. Fortunately for him, the match only lasted 2:29, as Quartz pinned the good Doctor following a spike-DDT. After the match, Terror and POP shouted obscenities at the crowd, as well as both Plague and Strike Force, who would appear later.
New cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE once again proved why he is one of the world's best in his weight class, turning back the challenge of the renowned TRAPEZOID. Unlike the previous bouts, this one was high-flying, scientific action from start to finish, with Trapezoid performing four successive top-rope huracanranas (one from each ring corner). The Hippie turned the tide, though, and picked up the victory following a Tornado DDT and the 1, 2, 3. Time of the match was 13:42.
In the World tag team championship match, defending champs STRIKE FORCE (BEAST & CARNAGE) took on the crazed MOONDOGS (FIDO & ROVER). As tough as the 'Dogs are, they lack the behind-the-scenes guidance of a man such as KHAINE, the World champions' devilishly crafty manager. Strike Force ran straight to the ring at the Mds, and took advantage by a double kick to the Moondogs' groins. As the Dogs were doubled over, Carnage slapped the Rocker Dropper on Fido as Beast nailed Rover with a sitting powerbomb. This, coupled with a Carnage spike causing Fido and Rover to engage in a "meeting of the minds," spelled the end for the Moondogs before there was time to think. Time of the match was only 16 seconds. Afterwards, bothe Beast and Carnage called for the Pillars of Pain, with Strike Force drawing their thumbs across their throats, to the strong approval of the crowd.
THE TERROR, drawing extremely loud booing and jeering, arrived next for his arrogant challenge of NON of the New Order. The fighting began immediately, as Terror's second, DARK ANGEL, started brawling with Non's cohort, URSA. The fighting in the ring was fast and furious, as Terror and Non kept punching, stomping, and attempted tests of strength for over five minutes, with neither wrestler gaining the upper hand. Non made a crucial mistake, though, as Terror took advantage of his diminished mental capacity. Terror pointed over Non's shoulder, and as Non turned to look, Terror stomped Non in the gut. From there, it was all Terror, who polished of Non with an impressive powerbomb, followed by the pinfall at the 7:02 point. As Dark Angel and Ursa continued brawling, Terror enjoyed a post-match 7-Up, and bashed the can in Non's forehead.
In the main event of the card, World/North American heavyweight champion PLAGUE took on the leader of the New Order, former North American titleholder GENERAL ZOD. After Zod entered the ring, Plague blindsided the General, bashing him in the head with both championship belts. Zod was then planted with a double legdrop from the champion, with a belt placed under each of Plague's legs. During all of this, the timekeeper and ring announcer had been standing agog at how easily Zod was being throttled. It took World tag champs Strike Force to hit ringside and force the timekeeper to the ring the bell to get the match officially underway. At this point, Plague placed Zod on top of the turnbuckles, and as Beast and Carnage clear off the timekeeper's table, Plague slams General Zod through the table with an incredible powerbomb. The three then picked up Zod, rolled him back into the ring, and three seconds later, Plague, with shockingly brutality, disposed of the once-invincible General Zod. Following the match, Plague took the mic and announced, "Terror, I don't just beat people, I DESTROY them! Your turn is coming soon, and then all of your fanfare and all of the PWL's high expectations will be shattered as I tear your sorry @$$ limb from limb! Nobody can stop me - I am Plague!!!" And, as Megadeth's "Addicted to Chaos" played over the loudspeakers, Plague, Beast, Carnage, and Khaine left to an astounding ovation from those in attendance.