WRESTLING
EYEBALL MAGAZINE!
proudly
announces its
2005 YEAR-END AWARDS
WINNERS!
The following is
the complete list of the thirty 2005 Year-End Awards Winners. They were
announced at the annual BIG STEWIE
ENTERTAINMENTS BANQUET and FLOOR SHOW, held
Saturday evening, January 21st, 2006, at the Beanhead Bowl
in St. Louis, Missouri.
PART ONE: THE BEST OF THE BEST
Best
Wrestler of the Year
THE
TERROR (PWL/MWF/TWO)
Best
Tag Team of the Year
THE
PILLARS OF PAIN [GOLEM and QUARTZ] (PWL)
Most
Improved Wrestler
JUSTIN
TOXICATED (PWL)
Best
Technical Wrestler
BEN
TRAYMOR (PWL)
Best
Brawler
WHOLE
LOTTA MAN (PWL)
Most
Underrated Wrestler
CHARLEY
HAWSE (NWA Underground)
Best
Wrestling Promotion
PWL
Best
Televised Wrestling Show
BIGTIME
WRESTLING (PWL)
Best
Match of the Year
THE
TERROR vs. BEN TRAYMOR, December 25th (PWL)
Feud
of the Year
THE
OLD FAVOURITES versus PORTLY WAYNE HANGOVER'S CRUE (NWA
Underground)
Rookie
of the Year
FLAMING
GEORGE (PWL)
Best
Manager/Non-Wrestling Character of the Year
MONDO
MBAMBA (PWL)
Best
Television Announcer
KERMIT
THE FROG (PWL)
Most
Popular Wrestler of the Year
CHARLEY
HAWSE (NWA Underground)
Most
Hated Wrestler of the Year
"MAGICAL"
ELTON HERCULES (NWA Underground)
Best
Supercard of the Year
CHRISTMAS
GOODWILL SHOW (PWL)
Wrestling's
Wisest Move
The
Armory evicting AWE as a result of the fire.
PART TWO: THE WORST OF THE WORST
Worst
Wrestler of the Year
ZIPPY
"ZOOM" ZZZENT (AWE)
Worst
Tag Team of the Year
THE
BUTTOCKS [CRUBS and GEEN] (AWE)
Wrestler
with Most Diminished Ability
TOWER
CLIMBIN' JACKASS (AWE)
Most
Overrated Wrestler
TIMOUTHEY
(AWE)
Worst
Wrestling Promotion
AWE
Worst
Televised Wrestling Show
BiLL
GAR%GLE WRESLINGE!!!1! (AWE)
Worst
Match of the Year
TIMOUTHEY
vs TRUMAN BLIMPF, September 9th (AWE)
Worst
Rookie of the Year
CHUCKIE
ZZZENT (AWE)
Worst
Manager/Non-Wrestling Character of the Year
QUENTIN
SNEER (AWE)
Worst
Television Announcer
BILL
GARGLE (AWE)
Worst
Supercard of the Year
AWE
PRESENTS FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! (AWE)
Wrestling's
Cruelest Mistake
AWE's
refusal to fold, or at least change their name,
and setting up shop at that abandoned building next to
the Bottoms Up! gentleman's club.
THE
ANNUAL EDITOR'S AWARD WINNER:
THURL RAVENSCROFT
(award accepted by Tony The Tiger)
From everybody here at WRESTLING EYEBALL Magazine, congratulations to all of our winners!
Yours, etc.,
SIGGI CHURCHILL
Editor, WRESTLING EYEBALL Magazine
Copyright 2006 Wrestling Eyeball Magazine,
a Big Stewie Entertainments company.