The Monty Phrase Book for Offensive Foreigners

Right here are a few phrases you might find useful if you ever come up against foreigners who are pissing you off big time.

Que te folle un pez (Spain) - May you be fu**ed by a fish
Veda vittu paahas (Finland) - Go pull a vagina over your head
El adelfi sou gimade me des eyies (Greece) - Your sister sleeps with goats
Fedte rov (Denmark) - Sticky arse
Leck mich am arsch hossensceischer (Germany) - Lick my arse pant shitter
Dir hat wohl jemand ins gehirn geschissen? (Germany) - has someone shat in your brain or what?