THE TALE OF THE ROCKETING APPENDAGE

I witnessed this one while I was dead. -in the Nerf war, of course.- I was lying in the middle of the floor. Peering over to the enemy base, I saw that an enemy was giving himself a lobotomy with his finger.-he was pickin' his nose.- Anyway, I saw my good ole' friend Adam sitting over in our fort with an ULTIMATOR. I could almost see his finger squeeze the trigger, but I swa nothing after the kick, because it was too quick to keep yer eyes on it. The bomb rocketed to the other fort and it crashed into the enemy fort, hitting the boy's finger. his appendage rocketed up his nose, cracking it and making the blood rush from the hole in his head. It was a sight to see!! He had to go to the ICU and then when his nose healed, we had another Nerfwar to cheer him up and we accidently rebroke his nose. needless to say, is wasn't a pretty sight.