Joke of the Month

Updated when I am hardly working

Automobile Makers' Acronym

BMW Bought My Wife

BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater

FIAT Fix It All the Time

FORD Fault Of Research & Development

GM General Maintenance

GMC Got a Mechanic Coming?

HONDA Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW Virtually Worthless

If you like to send me a joke, please Email Mike

Home

Last Updated - May 1, 2000