Well, you've got your own penis
tell everyone it's so big
that you can fuck three girls at once
my god, you're such a pig
and i am so jealous, i want my own dick too
at least that's what Fred Tells me, so i guess it must be true
Penis evny, i've got it
Penis evny, all us chicks got it
the reason i am such a bitch
is not because i'm angrey about the state of society
i want a weenie, i feel so incomplete
my private parts are so small
damn this extra X-chromosome
i wanna dick and pair of balls
how all the girls will want one
and give it a cute little name
If i had a dick i'd get a real good job
and marry my own little wife
and call myself bob