* You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

* Are your parents terrorists cause you da bomb!

* (look at the tag on their shirt)"what are you doing?" i knew i was right -- made in heaven

* did it hurt? "did what hurt?" when you feel from heaven!

* Mocha Laka Hicki, come on you wanna lay me, pass the hoi, mohalo

* Hey, the word of the day is "legs" lets go back to my place and spread the word

* Lets pretend i'm blind and your body is braille

* can i borrow a quarter? "why" cause my mom told me to call her when i met the girl of my dreams

* Your daddy musta been a baker cause you've got a nice set of buns

* (Grab the ass) Is this seat taken?

* Your name must be Micky cause you're so fine

* Is that a mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in them!

* Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but i can make your bedrock!

* You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

* If you were a booger, i'd pick you first

* Nice Shoes, wanna fuck? <---- my personal favorite

* fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name patulla?


this is how we got our women