• Morticia: Wednesday's at that age where she's only interested in one thing.
  Cheesy mum: Boys?
  Wednesday: Homicide.
  - Wednesday Adams, 'The Adams Family'
• How do you uproot a whole forest of flowers and trees and transplant it on paper without disturbing the birds?
  - A poem
• "Don't ask us," replied the spoon. "We're tableware."
  - Tom Holt (This should confuse ya!)
• Man: She's there with her wobbly arse, blonde wig and briefcase full of sandwiches!
  Woman: What?!
  Man: I don't have to make sense! I'll just be a milkman with my own little rattly van!
  - Beast
• Jim: What's up with you?
  Sonia: I'm just a grumpy old cow!
  - Eastenders

Salem (from Sabrina) - a Tribute!

• I always found the hardest thing was saying no to pie...
• Zelda - Oh look, the first robin of spring!
  Salem - That's him? Devil bird!
• My name...is Mr Saberhagen. You may address me as...Mr Saberhagen.
• Sabrina, do I try and stop you when you're harrassing complete strangers?
• Sabrini...could you cut of my ear and place it in this bag...?
• Sabrina: Salem, does this woman even know you?
  Salem: Why does everyone think that is a necessary part of love??
• Mmkay... (his was of saying okay - trust me, it's very funny!)
• Sure, sure, I won't hurt him. I'll just destray everything dear to him...

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