*Forget the eagle. Tyke is our National symbol.

*Keeping your natural hair color would be a crime.

*N SYNC music would forbidden!!

*Crack would be legalized.

*All dogs would have to be small and ugly.

*Ronald McDonald would have to be Vice-Prez.

*No one is allowed to be awake before noon.

*Proper English would be out of the question.

*Nsync fans automatically thrown in jail...and considered traitors.

*Bad hair days would be a good thing.

*Horseback riding in NYC would be as common as taxi's.

*People who live in Kentucky MUST like blue. Or else.

*No education past 7th grade (can't have the rest of the country ahead of Nick, now, can we?)

*NSYNC merchandice will be labeled as an illegal drug.

*Pigtails, plastic surgery, and pink are outlawed.

*praised be*

*Leopard print would ALWAYS be in style.

*Hushpuppies and Big Mac's would be the cornerstones of every meal.

*Those not keeping the Backstreet Pride alive will suffer serious punishment...

*Leighanne would be the Official Whitehouse Intern.

*Ebonics would be declared the official language.

*The anthem would be "Larger Than Life"

*Any chick that is showing less than 2/3 of her body would be considered an outlaw. (If you haven't been to a concert..you wouldn't understand)

*Who needs state borders? Nick could re-draw them into comic strip characters!

*Teenieboppers would face the death sentence.

*Winking 24 times per millisecond would be considered "normal".

*Any blonde with curly hair Nick would put in jail. (Natural or not.)

*If you ever sign your name Carter, Littrell, Dorough, Richardson, or McLean...prepare to face the consequences.

*At noon everything stops for pelvic thrusts

*Lou Pearlman would be immediatly deported.