Elroy Review, interviews Chris Rife
Julius: So tell us about your dairy farm?
rife: the pigs weren't very
productive yesterday,we had
to call some women because the swine
weren't reproducing.
Julius: What is your favorite
day of the year and why?
rife: physical therapy day,
because the moose is working,
the other animal stands there
and says "You can do it!"
Julius: What would you do if
trent reznor smashed in your
room with a bulldozer?
rife: say "hey pig piggy" offer
him some band-aids, see if i
could satisfy his appetite
and whisper "i control you."
julius: what are your views
on chocolate milk?
rife: hhmmmmmm, chocolate milk.
i like the brown texture,
it's so thick as it goes
down your throat, and cold.
if we used it correctly we
could change this century.
julius: have you heard
about these malfunctioning
arms, what do you do to combat
that?
rife: i only let a few of
my select friends touch the
secret place on my arm. they
first rewire my arm, and install a
new battery.
julius: thanks for talking with
us today.
rife: next time wait until i
drink some caffeine.
julius: okay.