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You have reached Sara's website. Thanks for stopping by. Most of this stuff is just for the sake of humor.
A slacker is someone with a lot of time on his or her hands because they work harder than most people. If you are one of these types congratulations you are a slacker. Slackers of the World Unite. Be a liberal and don't forget to sign my guestbook.
Most of what you're about to read is just entertaining nonsense so feel free-enjoy. I'm from Wash.D.C. and now I live in Pacific Mo.
I'm a cancer born the Chinese year of the dragon. Dragons have a high standing in Chinese culture(emperor's symbol). This is cool because dragon people are revered as powerful, aggressive and determined. You decide.I don't see myself as aggressive. Anyway they also bring good fortune and are the most powerful of all the guardians.
I graduated from Lindenwood and I'm back there working for my Masters in Theatre. But in the meantime if you know of any better paying jobs PLEASE let me know. I have gone back to writing (polishing and finishing) my book. Yes besides being a student of the arts and entertainment I also write-see a sample with my poetry link. My friends call me "Sparky". I have much in common with"Alice in Wonderland's" the Mad Hatter.
I'm a movie buff who likes everything in music from the Beatles-Weird Al Yankovic. I "dabble" in Video Production. I hold an A.A. and a B.A. in Theatre. I plan to go into directing films. The scaramouche bit that's from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and for you English majors it was in "A Tale of Two Cities" too.

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche"... I'm the comic hero.

If you signed my guestbook sometime back please do so again because guestworld deleted all previous entries. Byte me at my email address.This website will self distruct in 5 seconds. Last updated 1/5/01

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What I like vs. What I don't like

• Theatre VS. Mimes (cause a mime is a terrible thing)
• Travel VS. Cabin Fever
• Norwegian Elkhounds VS. Poodles
• Voodoo, Mojos, Mardi Gras VS. When someone puts a voodoo hex on me
• Solitare VS. Playing Solitare alone
• Being on time for work or class VS. being on time for work or class
• Mah Jongg/ATARI2600 VS. those new fangled sega/nintendo games
• Jester Hats VS. Hats that just blend in
• Ferrets VS. Rats
• The little man who turns the refrigerator light off and on VS. car key gnomes (i hate those guys)

Learn more about me click here

Novelty Songs Dr. Demento Land
Enter the mysterious Darkvortex
Like Greatful Dead and Phish visit my friend Mike's site
BAR IS OPEN-entertaining names/virgin drinks
the gal who rules SARAH McLACHLAN website
Highlander/Star Wars/007
My six flags buds and more links
My Six Flags Top Ten
One of my fav T.V. shows Mystery Science Theatre 3000
My PHOTO Album
Play the game named after me SPARKY Now with FAR SIDE comics
Hell Quiz are you destined
BEEDO'S Sookcool Scifi. Page
Check my friend Nick's band from England
Read the Poetry I wrote
Ghirardelli CHOCOLATE-the best there is

Email: scaramouche24@yahoo.com