Meanwhile, in a crusty tavern on church street, a smelly, bearded piss drenched man, named bart, sat.......drinking a big cup of feces and urine, his favourite. Well, some chick, lets just call her Deblettes, saw him and instantly fell in love, with this vermon. Well, he was wasted so he(for some odd reason) fell in love with her too. WEll, youre probably wondering what this has to do with the vondar dog, hhmmmmm, well, absolutely nothin, but ill tie it in. OUt of nowhere, a blazen pice of monkey cum flies out of the sky, and landed on Deblettes and her "main man" while they were gettin it on. WOW!! Bart and Deblettes were pisssed off, they started to run down the street like they always run, when someone wants to give em a shower, ok, well, debs just told me she doesnt understand that so, ill explain it, bart am
"what the fuck was that?" yelled Bart, stark naked and than, suddenly, Bart was clean and sparkling, but oh no, VOndar jumped him , and whoa, vondar was a sight this day, he was flea infested, strangly, obese, smelly, disgusint, awful and raunchy. Bart struggled with this vermon infested creature, but Vondar was winning, wait, from the sky flew, the monkeys...
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