Story #2

Back on earth, Margaret and her raunchy husband, daniel, were arguing over what they should do that nite. daniel wanted to stay at home and watch tv and margaret wanted to go to the gob concert(again). anyway, they decided that it would be best if they just went about their separate wayz that nite...

On the planet of many happy monkeys, there was a disturbance in thw wallawakka caves on the east side of the drier part of the planet. The ground started to rumble and out exploded the evil, vicious dog vondar, still covered in monkey cum. It struggled to get up after it had hit the ground. The slime was so heavy that it was weighing down the poor, pathetic canine. At that very moment it vowed revenge on Daniel and the monkey people.

Back on earth Daniel was sitting in his dimly lit, poor excuse for a living room, watching "dog-defying acts by american canines". He felt bored and decided to go out and look for a quick cheap thrill at the local pub and then go out in search of tight canine asses.

Margaret, on the other hand, didn't go to teh GOB concert, but lied to be able to have her midnight rendezvous with the mysterious (and good-looking) dread-boy*. Little did she know that Daniel was on the same street dead drunk and still looking for canine asses.

Daniel, still very angry at Margaret for leaving him at home to sit in front of the tv watching "dog-defying acts by american canines" both part I and II playing with himself (if ya know what i mean..).

Suddenly, dreadboy* pops out of teh bushes with "ugly-hoe", his extremely ugly and mentally retarded girlfriend clinging on the crotch of his damp pants. Margaret, completely horrified ( and disgusted as well as filled with rage, rage against the "ugly hoe") charged the couple in blind rage screaming and waving her arms about like a hamster with a tumour up it's ass. Daniel soon caught onto the noise and movement even in his handicapped state and staggered to wards Margaret and Dreadboy*.

TO BE CONTINUED..