This is The Offspring concert review page
when i think about this now, i actually dont really know why i went to this concert a)i dont even like the offsrping b) i knew like 3 songs by the offspring and c) i dont even like the offspring. i guess i went cuz it was a concert, and i had nothing better to do, but it was one of they greatest concert ive ever been to.
i had a good feeling about this cocnert, it was the first one i was goin to see at the warehouse. the preparations bega hours before the actual, this was at a time where we actually got ready and dressed up for concerts... back in the day. i went to this concert with chiara-anne and the deathly frightening satan a.k.a.susana, a.k.a. spider..or so she thinks, stupid bitch. the day before or of, cant remember, we went down to kensington to check out some new threads, i got these bombasfuck 17 dollar army pants, which i love and were again thrown out by my mother, and this nifty dog collar which i still have lying around some where. satan, on the other hand, got this freaky slip dress for like 2 bucks, which she wore from the store, even though she had like hairy armpits...ewwwww. we all got ready at chair's house. as usual..my hair was soooo wicked that nite!!! that was when i still had like really long hair and it was twisted in pony tails..damn, i wish i had a pic, i pretty much looked like a bum, i was wearing my trusty army pants,which were like totally to big for me and falling off my ass a striped blue tank and my collar..thas about it. but my hair was soo sweet, anyway, cant remember what chair wore, but satan wore the dress. like some freaky bus driver at dufferin station was askin to see my underwear, i showed him, but like why do these things always happen to me?? murphys law, i guess, sort of, aww if you knew what i was talkin about you would understand.
im pretty sure we arrived on time for this...i think, but probably not. the opening band for the offspring were five knuckle chuckle or charlie or something, they were pretty good...these semi poppy punk band with cute lyrics, they were fun...and i like fun bands..you can dance and stuff, and then the other opening band were the dough boys...and lemme tell you, those boys damn sucked...depressing, sad, annoying.oi, they damn well pissed me off. we met some cool chick at this concert, during fkc, cant remember hair but she was from brampton or something..i dunno
well, during these two opening performances, we spotted the most gorgeous guy that i have ever seen in my entire life up to today and the future(sept 26, 98) no one, has yet surpassed him. He was like 6'7" short buzzed cut bleached hair, waering thise grey trenchcoat and converse shoes..mmm and he hand reakky nice hands and curly eye lashes...gawd he was beyond gorgeous..we like stalked him for the entire nite..i know, i know, but i couldnt help it. i kept on staring at him..he knew it, damn i told the kid i loved him, well not like to his face or anything just yelled it, he was with this kid with a mohawk and we were like touching this kids mohawk..haha wearing ablink 182 shirt, what a fuck, we named the blonde dude trenchcoat...oi trenchcoat..anyway.
i love concerts like this one, cuz everyone wants to be there, and everyone is having a good time, thats why the offspring totally kicked ass! and um...the lead singer,,...cant remember looked good and so did all those other guys and they played all the songs i knew, which were like three, but anyway, and everybody was singing along, oh it was soo good!!! i just cant describe it, you just had to be there i guess
one last thing, a satan story, well at the concert satan noticed this guy that chair and her had seen at the fear factory concert, thise really ugly freaky guy and we went up to him, for the sake of her. and we starting talkin, well, she starts tellin him about me, for no damn reason, stupid slut, but anyway, durin the dough boys she goes in the mosh pit and goes out cuz like her 2 dollar dress was ripped off and she goes with joe, or so he said his name was joe. and ofcourse when we went to the bakc to sit down to wait for offspring, they were like making out by the back wall on the ground it was totally digusting, she was like jerking him off or something gawd, i was scary and started screaming and freakin out, everyone was worried, this old guy with an im horny shirt was like are you ok, and i explained the situation and he understood, and his friend offered to lift me up to body surf if i went into the moshpit...fortunately i didnt accept the offer, that im horny guy was annoyingly haning out with us the whole night. joe was appropriatly named "joe the aids monger" cuz satan contracted some disguting disease from him *update:she never spoke to him again*
another cool fact- during the offspring concert i started this wicked dancing section near the pole..all these punk ravers or whatever started like dancing behind me..it was cool, i had loads of fun and burned calories, haha how relevant is that?? not even slightly, but i started it, i guess im like that, i make people feel comfortable, and the whole raver dance circle was fun, filled with hot boys wearing jerseys...i gotta stop...ok
I LOVED THIS CONCERT!!! I COULD GO ON FOREVER, BUT ILL STOP
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