1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure. --seriously..don't please!! ((yes, I'm an animal lover))
5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
6. Braid your dogs hair.
7. Water your dog...see if he grows.
8. Knight yourself and some close friends.
9. Give your cat a Mohawk.
10. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
11. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group... surprise your grandmother.
12. Paint your home...day-glo orange.
13. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
14. Change your mind.
15. Change it back.
16. Watch the sun...see if it moves. --you'll go blind, but I don't care, they're YOUR eyes...
17. Paint your windows.
18. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
19. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
20. Mix and match the parts.
21. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
22. Dial 911...breathe heavily.
23. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
24. Carry a tune.
25. Drop it to see if it breaks.
26. Form a political party.
27. Throw a political party.
28. Ride a loaf of bread.
29. Annoy yourself. --lots of fun
30. Get angry with yourself.
31. Stop speaking to yourself.
32. Kiss and make-up.
33. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
34. Read a Harlequin Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
35. Speak with a forked tongue.
36. Watch a car rust.
37. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
38. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
39. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board. --highly suggested
40. Exist...existentially of course.
41. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
42. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
43. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
44. Go back to square one.
45. Play solitaire...for cash.
46. Write a book about a previous life.
47. Count to a million...fast.
48. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
49. Revert.
50. Sleep on a bed of nails.
51. Don't toss and turn.
52. Think shallow thoughts.
53. Carve your girl/boyfriend's initials...in a marshmallow.
54. Converse...with a flatworm.
55. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
56. Play tag...on the nearest interstate. --have fun..
57. Do a good job.
58. Be a side affect.
59. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
60. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
61. Stay.
62. Roll over.
63. Play dead. --good dog
64. Donate your brother's body to science.
65. Be a square root.
66. Ask stupid questions. --that will be easy
67. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
68. Contribute to the population problem.
69. Pinstripe your driveway.
70. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat. --don't try
71. Have your car painted plaid.
72. Bury your fathers Nissan.
73. Tell him the dog did it.
74. Make a list of things to do when bored.
75. Renumber the bored list...
