1. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
2. dont use any punctuation either
3. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
4. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
5. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
6. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
7. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
8. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
9. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
10. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
11. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
13. Drive half a block.
14. Ask people what gender they are.
15. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
16. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
17. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," or "Tomorrow" From the movie "Anne"
18. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
19. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
20. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
21. Wear a LOT of cologne.
22. Sing along at the opera.
23. Mow your lawn with scissors.
24. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
25. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
26. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
27. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
28. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
29. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
30. Never make eye contact.
31. Never break eye contact.
33. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
