How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace!
This is quite similer to "How to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity at your School." Yet, there are a few cute new things in here :) So keep reading!
• Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
• Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is
especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are).
• Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them
only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry I'm
going to have to disagree with you there, BoBo."
• Send an e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what
you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the
bathroom."
• "Hi-light" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your
shoes since you did this.
• While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive".
• Put up mosquito netting around your desk.
• Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have
time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting.
During the meeting eat five raw potatoes.
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they
want fries with that.
• Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent
debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward
the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
• Suggest that carrot juice be put in the soda machine.
• Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair dancing.
• Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN".
• Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
• Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge.
Try to pass them off as your children.
• For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and
snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see
how many you can catch in your mouth.
• Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts, etc. in
the breakroom, when people complain that there was none...just lean
back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh, you've got to be faster than
that."
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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