Official Results from AGCSWF No Trespassing: 11-07-1999

Reported by: Christian Crawford

What was being billed as "the biggest AGCSWF Pay-Per-View in history," No Trespassing, was about to begin on a snowy Sunday evening in Missouri. The show opened with a shot of the AGCSWF World, Hardcore, and United States champ Adam Taylor entering the arena, carrying all three of his title belts. Then the view switched to the arena itself, where huge throngs of fans had turned out to witness the event. Wrestlers continued to arrive at the arena as the lights went down in the ring for the first match.

First off: a "special challenge match" between Justin Penkert and Ryan Estes. Ryan came out first, accompanied by the Alliance of Innovators. Then Justin's music blared over the loudspeakers, and the fans were shocked at what they saw. Justin came out to the ring accompanied by "Tytanic" Tyler Knotts, which was strange enough in itself, but was made worse by the fact that they were both wearing only two items of clothing: a pair of long purple wrestling trunks and a big, multicolored tie. Those in the crowd who weren't laughing may have been throwing up.

The Alliance of Innovators was laughing so hard that Justin and Tyler were able to get the drop on them early. They jumped into the ring and attacked Ryan, Chad, and Clay. Tyler clotheslined Clay over the ropes, then concentrated on beating up Chad as the match between Justin and Ryan finally started inside the ring.

Despite his poor choice in ring wear, Justin did very well against Ryan, but when Chad interfered by hitting Justin in the head with a broken desktop, the tide turned and Ryan started to win. He set Justin up and delivered a back suplex from the top rope; it seemed that a pinfall was imminent. However, "Big R" Russell Davis made a surprising appearance, clotheslining Ryan and allowing Justin to pick him up and get the win with his Chuck Norris Kick to the side of Ryan's head.

After the match, Justin, Tyler, "Chrispytoast," "Big R" Russell Davis (wearing his trademark brown-and-black jacket), and Justin's valet, Tina Vandiver, stood together in the ring as Justin grabbed the microphone and declared, "The Scooby-Doo Club is now in business!" The crowd wasn't quite sure what to think, but some fans cheered as as the newly-formed Club left the ring.

Brandon "Brando" Cowles and "Mr. Jitterbug" Chad Martinac defeated The New Group ("Triple-D" Dustin Day and "Action Jim" Jared Brison) to retain their Tag Team titles after Mr. Jitterbug nailed Action Jim with one of the belts, allowing Brandon to hit the Brando Blockbuster off the top rope. After the match, Triple-D and Action Jim appeared to be having a few heated words in the ring, and some feared that the hugely successful team might be on the verge of breaking up; but eventually, they left the ring and made their way backstage without any violence.

Suddenly, the lights in the arena went down, and the AGCSWF Lightheavyweight champion, Razor, came down to the ring with new entrance music and a slightly new look. Some of the audience members booed, but for the most part they cheered as he made his way to the squared circle. However, Razor climbed into the ring, grabbed a microphone and yelled "SHUT UP!!" to the fans in attendance, resulting in a chorus of boos.

Now Razor said, "I'll try to keep this as short as possible. First of all, I just want to say that ever since Commissioner Linda took over the AGCSWF, this entire organization has gone straight down the toilet...including my own once-promising career! I mean, look at me; I was the best Triple Threat champion in history, and one of the biggest moneymakers for the AGCSWF. I sold a lot of T-shirts for this company, you know. I'm also a former Tag Team and European champion. Nobody can beat me, not even on my worst day!

"But look at what's happened," he continued. "I've been reduced to having to defend this Lightheavyweight piece of garbage against the likes of Andrew McShane every single night of my miserable life! Does anybody really think I care about this ongoing 'Lightheavyweight controversy?' Well, I don't, so forget about it. This isn't fun any more. I refuse to deny myself a long, fulfilling career by allowing the AGCSWF to treat me this way. I've been cheated out of major title shots for too long, and it ends tonight! As of this moment, I officially forfeit the AGCSWF Lightheavyweight title. Linda, maybe you can hold a tournament for it or something."

At this, he tossed the belt into the middle of the ring and left it laying there. "But I just don't care anymore. I'm sick of being referred to soley as a 'Lightheavyweight' when I have accomplished so much more than any lightheavyweight wrestler could ever do. And, I'm really sick of catering to all you stupid fans! I mean, where does it get me? Nowhere!!" (Once again, the crowd erupted into boos.)

"Go ahead and boo me all you want, because tonight, I've got bigger things in mind: namely, the Heavyweight title. And I promise you that by the end of this evening, I WILL be the new AGCSWF World champion! Adam Taylor, if you've got the guts, you'll let me be a part of that World title defense you've got coming up later tonight. Because no matter how I have to do it, I will not leave this arena tonight without that belt around my waist. Nothing else matters to me any more; not friends, not money, not popularity, and especially not these moronic fans! Linda, I hope I didn't take up too much of your precious airtime. Later, losers." And with that, he threw the microphone out of the ring and left the ringside area to thousands of boos that would only grow louder as the night went on.

Eric Delzell defeated Adam Taylor to become the new AGCSWF US champion after Razor interfered in the match. Adam had been winning easily, but Razor came down to the ring and zapped Adam with a cattle prod. Eric then splashed the US champ off the second rope for the win. After the match, Razor attacked Eric as well, bloodying his forehead with a metal lunch tray, then throwing him over the ropes to the outside.

Suddenly, Adam stumbled to his feet and went after Razor, but the former Lightheavyweight champ fled the ring and taunted Adam from the outside. Adam grabbed a microphone and said that if Razor had what it took to wrestle like a man, he would indeed get his shot at the World title later that night. Razor continued to back away from the ringside area with an evil grin on his face.

A few minutes later, Crash and Ruudboy were shown backstage yelling at Razor, demanding to know what they were supposed to do for their upcoming Parking Lot Natural Selection Brawl in which Razor and Crash's titles were scheduled to be on the line.

Razor told them, "Sorry, guys, but you'll have to find someone else, because I could care less about those jobbers you're supposed to wrestle. I'm focused on the big prize from here on out. You know that!" Finally Crash replied, "Okay, let's all just take it easy for a minute. If we absolutely have to find someone else, I guess we will." Razor nodded his head and walked off in the other direction, as Ruudboy and Crash returned to their locker room.

In a match for E. Heare's Triple Threat title, the "special mystery opponent," Bryce Aaron Curtis, returned to the AGCSWF after a month's absence and won the strap. E. Heare and Freeze entered the ring first and started brawling, but then Bryce hit the squared circle and immediately went to work, powerbombing both of them. As they writhed in pain on the mat, Bryce chokeslammed E. Heare off the top rope for the first pinfall of the contest.

Freeze pulled herself up and kicked Bryce in the head, preparing him for her finisher off the top rope. However, out of nowhere came Candie Hanson, who had also disappeared for a month following Bryce's defeat at the hands of Razor. Candie jumped up on the ropes and hit Freeze in the spine with a Triple Threat title belt, after which Bryce gave Freeze a back breaker and a body-press slam for the win.

After the match, Bryce grabbed the mic and said he still had a score to settle with Razor, but for now, he was going to concentrate on celebrating his return and defending his title. The two-time Triple Threat champ and his valet then exited the ring.

Next up was the special Parking Lot Natural Selection Brawl ("Survival Series"). The original participants were scheduled as follows:

The Hometown Team (Lightheavyweight champ Razor, Intercontinental champ Crash, and Ruudboy) vs. The Establishment Team (Peter Hartman, Derek Ankrom, and TV champ Clay Fergusen). The terms for this match: if The Hometown Team won, Razor and Crash would keep their titles, and Ruudboy would win the TV title; but if the Establishment Team won, Peter would get the Intercontinental title, Derek the Lightheavyweight belt, and Clay would keep his TV strap. However, since Razor had chosen not to participate, the Hometown Team was left with an opening that was filled by Ruudboy's pal Johnny Lovelace, making his official AGCSWF debut.

So, the match was underway, and by all accounts it was a good one. The six participants made their way to the AGCSWF Arena parking lot and immediately began to brawl. Early on, Derek Ankrom was easily dealt with by Ruudboy and Johnny Lovelace, as they simply threw him into the trunk of a nearby car and locked him in. Derek pounded on the inside of the trunk and demanded to be let out, but to no avail.

However, Peter Hartman and Clay Fergusen put up a much better fight, and before long, everyone involved in the match was bleeding to some degree. Trash cans, metal lunch trays, hubcaps, algebra books, broken desktops, locker doors - all were utilized as weaponry in attempts to gain the upper hand. The fight consistently rocked back and forth, even though the ETE's team was outnumbered by a man. At one point, Grant Ankrom tried to interfere, but slipped on a patch of ice and fell to the ground in a heap.

Many grueling moments later no pinfalls had been landed, until finally Crash punched out Clay, dragged him over to an icy water-filled ditch and threw him in. Crash then landed a flying elbow onto Clay, plunging several feet into the ditch and making a huge splash. The reluctant referee descended into the ankle-deep waters and counted a pinfall. The Hometown team had won the match, meaning Ruudboy came away with the TV title. The bruised and battered Hometown team celebrated, sans Razor, in the back area after the match.

Now it was finally time for the AGCSWF World Heavyweight title match, which had originally been scheduled as champion Adam Taylor defending against "Triple-D," but with the late addition of Razor, was now a triple threat contest. Adam came to the ring first, drinking in the cheers of his fans, then took a microphone and said, "Hey Razor, I got nothin' against you personally, but I think you're just gettin' a little big for your britches! Listen up, ya little punk: if you've got the guts, get your skinny butt out here now so I can beat it into the ground!"

Razor's new music blared through the arena, and he came down to a now-familiar chorus of boos. His face was focused on that of Adam Taylor and nothing else, but before he could get into the ring, he was attacked from behind by Triple-D. The bell sounded as Razor and Triple-D battled back and forth outside the ring.

When they got close enough to the squared circle a moment later, Adam took a running leap and went flying over the ropes, flattening both wrestlers. Razor was the first to get up, grabbing a nearby metal lunch tray and bashing both Adam and Triple-D over the head. Razor then punched Adam repeatedly, rolled him into the ring and bounced him off the ropes, nailing a spinning heel kick which almost resulted in a pinfall. Triple-D entered the ring, and now the match turned into a true three-way brawl. After only a few minutes of intense fighting, all three wrestlers were plainly exhausted, but they kept going.

Razor left the ring and got ahold of his cattle prod, then reached through the ropes and zapped Triple-D. Dustin stumbled backwards, right into a reverse Adam Taylor Takedown from Adam for the first pinfall. Razor climbed up onto the turnbuckle, and as soon as Adam got to his feet, he was flattened by a somersault splash from the former Lightheavyweight champ. Both men were now lying on the mat, temporarily out of breath, as referees and officials helped Triple-D out of the ring.

Adam and Razor climbed slowly and painstakingly to their feet, glaring at each other, and got into a shoving match in the middle of the ring. Adam bounced Razor off the ropes and tried for a clothesline, but overshot his mark; Razor then launched into a spinning side kick, but also missed. Careful observers noticed Ruudboy and Crash making their way down to the ringside area.

Adam and Razor climbed to their feet once again, but before they could get into it a second time, Ruudboy jumped into the ring and turned on his friend of many years, Adam Taylor, by smashing him in the back of the head with an Algebra book. Razor grabbed hold of Adam as he fell forward and landed a Razor Burn for the three-count to become, for the first time in his career, the AGCSWF World Heavyweight champion.

After the match, Razor celebrated his title victory along with Ruudboy, Crash, and surprisingly, Johnny Lovelace, as the crowd erupted in boos and tossed garbage into the ring. Crash picked up Adam Taylor and delivered the Cymbal, opening up a gash on the former titlist's forehead. Razor's theme music blasted through the speakers as he climbed the ropes and held his newly won title belt up in the air. Then Crash got the mic and said, "You ignorant fans can boo us all you want, but the fact is that we ruled this night, and from now on, we're going to rule the AGCSWF! The Hometown Boyz may be dead, but we're the Renegades, and we do as we please!"

Now Razor grabbed the microphone and said "Yeah, all of you can boo us until the day you die, but the fact of the matter is, we don't care! I'm the new AGCSWF World champion, and I know each and every one of you wishes you were in my place, you pathetic losers! But you'll never amount to anything in this world, none of you! So go ahead and hate us, because no one cares what you think anymore!"

At this, the crowd started booing louder than ever, but the Renegades ignored them as they left the ring one by one and strutted their stuff all the way to the back, leaving Adam Taylor in a pool of his own blood as referees tried to help him. Truly, a new era had been ushered into the AGCSWF on this night.

List of AGCSWF Champions as of 11-07-1999:

European Champion: "Big R" Russell Davis
Intercontinental Champion: Crash
U.S. Champion: Eric Delzell
TV Champion: Ryan "Ruudboy" Ford
Lightheavyweight Champion: Title Vacant
Triple Threat Champion: Bryce Aaron Curtis
Tag Team Champions: "Brando" Cowles and Mr. Jitterbug
Hardcore Champion: Adam Taylor
World Champion: Razor