This is me on a nippy January day. I like to watch cartoons and eat macaronni and cheese. I love long walks in the park on Sundays, feeding walruses and hot butter on my breakfast toast. I hate all my friends, cuz they are stupid losers with no future. fuck you all. If you can figure out what i'm looking at in this picture, you win sex. To all my ex girlfriends, suck a phatty. If you ever see me play, throw lots of money at me cuz i'm as broke as a joke. hasta my pasta, j michael tuley.

Mike's Quotes:

"Trevor needs to take a bath, the stanky bastard"
" I heard meredith is going bald, at least thats what trevor says"
"Tom  is a stupid limy bastard"
" If you come see us play, yr a moron. fuck the scene!"
 
 Email Mike at tuleybab@aol.com