THE UNISEX PURITY TEST

If you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain't see
nuttin' yet!

This is the 1500 point Purity Test!

We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the
earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and
a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier that
your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
to offend everybody.

Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the
test you were, or show to a friend.

Enjoy (and I know you will).

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Up with going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love.
Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter
of physics.

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Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this
document should not be interpreted as representing the official
policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced
Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually
performed any of the actions contained herein.


Genesis - History:

Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982
    Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel
    versions; one for male, and one for female. Very
    little is known about this version.

Version 2 (247) - spring 1983
    Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the
    beginning of the unisex version. The story goes
    that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got
    tired that night and said "We'll think of three more
    tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there.

Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985
         First formal release. All former versions were
         short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not
         discriminate against gays or bi's. Added in
         Genesis/History section, instructions, scoring, and
         warranty.

Version 3.5a (400) - April 13, 1985
         Found there were 431 questions instead of 400.
         After an all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.

Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988
         Finished up at Yale. Final version of the 400 point
         test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy.

Version 4.0 (500) - April 23, 1988
         Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't
         enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta show
         'em."

Version 5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's
         It was decided that 500 questions wasn't enough.
         Created to be the purity test to end all purity
         tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun" of
         earlier versions and got boring to take.

Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992
         A copy of the 1000 point version got into my (J. A.
         Pfaff's) hands. Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid
         of and the introduction was made clearer.

Version 6.0 (11??) - April 19, 1992
         First re-vamping of the purity test. We of The
         Erotic Nightmare Revue finally decided that the 1000
         point version was TOO boring. Original goal set for
         1500 questions. Bestiality and Group Sex sections
         added. Extra credit done away with. Never
         released.

Version 6.1 (1179) - April 20, 1992
         Second major rewrite. New goal of 1300 questions.
         RHPS and Kitchen Utensil sections added. Questions
         added here and there. One copy made.

Version 6.2 (1208) - April 21, 1992
         Sections put in more logical order. Questions added
         here and there. One copy made.

Version 6.3 (1275) - April 22, 1992
         Sections re-named to entertain and confuse
         everybody. Genesis/History sections reinstated.
         Never released, but original goal of 1500 looks good
         again.

Version 6.4 (1372) - April 24, 1992
         Cult section added. Introduction from 500 point
         version put back in (it was deleted from 1000 point
         version). Disclaimer added. One copy made.

Version 6.5 (1454) - May 1, 1992
         Time gap between updates due to RHPS playing locally
         and sickness of the editor. The plan was to finish
         before the weekend was over.

Version 6.6 (1500) - May 1, 1992
         We couldn't stand being so close to the end so we
         worked all day. One copy made for checking and
         correcting.

Version 6.6a (1500) - May 3, 1992
         Erased a question from RHPS and added to Kitchen
         Utensils so as to have 42 questions in each section.
         Slight errors edited out. Answer sheet made.

Version 6.6b (1500) - August 17, 1992
         After a "Purity Beta Test Party," we all promptly
         forgot about making the final version. But,
         eventually, we got around to rearranging the
         sections, changing a few questions, and editing
         out every error (that we noticed). This was the
         version released to the general public.


Instructions for Use:

This is a fairly long test consisting of 1500 questions. It starts
out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your
viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You
can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution,
be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test
all by yourself; however, we feel that the most fun way to utilize
this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of
the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and
paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is
the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and
everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules
as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers;
that is up to the group to decide. However, being open with your
answers leads to some great conversations. But no matter what you
decide, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge.
(The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest
of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't
leave home without it.

On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're
still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste
makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is
"I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may
have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.


Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)

Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the
   stroking of arms hands or back.
Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other
   portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.
Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile
  imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but
   it can).
Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters."
   Bureaucrat for live-in lover.
Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to
   be to orgasm. Can be through clothing.
Mutual Masturbation: You masturbating your partner and/or you being
   masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time.