1
Have you ever used a computer?
Yes
No
2
Have you ever programmed a computer?
Yes
No
3
Have you ever built a computer?
Yes
No
4
Done #2 for more than four hours?
Yes
No
5
Have you ever "fingered" anyone on a computer?
Yes
No
6
Did you enjoy it?
Yes
No
7
Do you wear glasses?
Yes
No
8
Are your glasses broken? (eg. taped)
Yes
No
9
Do you have worse than 20/40 vision?
Yes
No
10
Worse than 20/80?
Yes
No
11
Are you legally blind?
Yes
No
12
Have you ever ask a question in lecture?
Yes
No
13
Have you ever answered a question in lectue?
Yes
No
14
Have you ever corrected a professor?
Yes
No
15
Have you ever answered a rhetorical question?
Yes
No
16
Do you sit in the front row?
Yes
No
17
Do you take notes in more than one color?
Yes
No
18
Have you ever worn a calculator?
Yes
No
19
A pocket protector?
Yes
No
20
Have you ever used a microscope?
Yes
No
21
Have you ever used a telescope?
Yes
No
22
Have you ever used an oscilloscope?
Yes
No
23
Is your weight less than your IQ?
Yes
No
24
Have you ever done #2 on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?
Yes
No
25
Have you ever done #2 past 4 am?
Yes
No
26
Have you ever done #2 with someone of the appropriate (Either or both, your choice) sex (besides your consultant)?
Yes
No
27
Have you ever done #2 for money?
Yes
No
28
Do you own a Rubik's Cube?
Yes
No
29
Can you solve it?
Yes
No
30
Without the book?
Yes
No
31
Without looking?
Yes
No
32
Do you have acne?
Yes
No
33
Do you have greasy hair?
Yes
No
34
Are you unaware of it?
Yes
No
35
Have you ever bought anything from Radio Shack?
Yes
No
36
Did you redesigned anything from Radio Shack?
Yes
No
37
Do you know how to use a sliderule?
Yes
No
38
Do you know calculus?
Yes
No
39
Do you know Maxwell's Equations?
Yes
No
40
Do you have them on a T-shirt?
Yes
No
41
Have you ever dissected anything?
Yes
No
42
Do you know pi past five decimal places?
Yes
No
43
Do you know e past five decimal places?
Yes
No
44
Do you own more than $500 in electronics (excluding stereo)?
Yes
No
45
More than $1000?
Yes
No
46
Have you ever built more than $1000 worth of electronics?
Yes
No
47
Have you ever designed more than $1000 worth of electronics?
Yes
No
48
Have you ever designed a multistep chemical synthesis?
Yes
No
49
Was it fun?
Yes
No
50
Have you ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Yes
No
51
Was your math SAT more than 300 points higher than your verbal?
Yes
No
52
Have you ever worked on a Friday night?
Yes
No
53
While there's a party next door?
Yes
No
54
And wished that someone would invite you to over?
Yes
No
55
Have you ever played a computer game?
Yes
No
56
Done #55 in the last three months?
Yes
No
57
Done #55 in the last three weeks?
Yes
No
58
Have you ever written a computer game?
Yes
No
59
Are your pants too short?
Yes
No
60
Do your socks mismatch?
Yes
No
61
Have you used a chemistry set?
Yes
No
62
After the age of 13?
Yes
No
63
Have you ever played D&D (or other role-playing game)?
Yes
No
64
Since high school?
Yes
No
65
Have you ever entered a science fair?
Yes
No
66
Did you win?
Yes
No
67
Do you own a digital watch?
Yes
No
68
Does it play music?
Yes
No
69
Does it have a calculator?
Yes
No
70
Have you ever used a rare earth element?
Yes
No
71
Do you own a CRC?
Yes
No
72
Do you own a CRT?
Yes
No
73
Do you own an HP calculator?
Yes
No
74
Do you know how to use it?
Yes
No
75
Were you ever on a chess team?
Yes
No
76
Were you ever on a debate team?
Yes
No
77
Do you know more than three programming languages?
Yes
No
78
More than eight?
Yes
No
79
Have you ever made a technical joke?
Yes
No
80
Did no one get it?
Yes
No
81
Can you name more than ten Star Trek episodes?
Yes
No
82
Are you socially inept?
Yes
No
83
Do you own a pencil case?
Yes
No
84
Do you wear it?
Yes
No
85
Do you know Schrodinger's equation?
Yes
No
86
Have you ever solved it?
Yes
No
87
Have you ever used the word "asymptotic"?
Yes
No
88
Can you count in binary?
Yes
No
89
Have you ever broken into a computer system?
Yes
No
90
A government system?
Yes
No
91
Have you ever changed your bank account?
Yes
No
92
Changed someone else's?
Yes
No
93
Done #2 for money?
Yes
No
94
Have you ever inhaled helium?
Yes
No
95
Do you know the Latin name for a fruit fly?
Yes
No
96
Do you own anything that is radio controlled?
Yes
No
97
Have you ever interpolated?
Yes
No
98
Have you ever extrapolated?
Yes
No
99
Have you ever used a modem?
Yes
No
100
Have you ever reached sexual climax while doing #2?
Yes
No
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