1Have you ever used a computer? YesNo
2Have you ever programmed a computer?YesNo
3Have you ever built a computer? YesNo
4Done #2 for more than four hours? YesNo
5Have you ever "fingered" anyone on a computer?YesNo
6Did you enjoy it? YesNo
7Do you wear glasses? YesNo
8Are your glasses broken? (eg. taped)YesNo
9Do you have worse than 20/40 vision?YesNo
10Worse than 20/80? YesNo
11Are you legally blind? YesNo
12Have you ever ask a question in lecture?YesNo
13Have you ever answered a question in lectue?YesNo
14Have you ever corrected a professor?YesNo
15Have you ever answered a rhetorical question?YesNo
16Do you sit in the front row? YesNo
17Do you take notes in more than one color?YesNo
18Have you ever worn a calculator? YesNo
19A pocket protector? YesNo
20Have you ever used a microscope? YesNo
21Have you ever used a telescope? YesNo
22Have you ever used an oscilloscope? YesNo
23Is your weight less than your IQ? YesNo
24Have you ever done #2 on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?YesNo
25Have you ever done #2 past 4 am? YesNo
26Have you ever done #2 with someone of the appropriate (Either or both, your choice) sex (besides your consultant)?YesNo
27Have you ever done #2 for money? YesNo
28Do you own a Rubik's Cube? YesNo
29Can you solve it? YesNo
30Without the book? YesNo
31Without looking? YesNo
32Do you have acne? YesNo
33Do you have greasy hair? YesNo
34Are you unaware of it? YesNo
35Have you ever bought anything from Radio Shack?YesNo
36Did you redesigned anything from Radio Shack?YesNo
37Do you know how to use a sliderule? YesNo
38Do you know calculus? YesNo
39Do you know Maxwell's Equations? YesNo
40Do you have them on a T-shirt? YesNo
41Have you ever dissected anything? YesNo
42Do you know pi past five decimal places?YesNo
43Do you know e past five decimal places?YesNo
44Do you own more than $500 in electronics (excluding stereo)?YesNo
45More than $1000? YesNo
46Have you ever built more than $1000 worth of electronics?YesNo
47Have you ever designed more than $1000 worth of electronics?YesNo
48Have you ever designed a multistep chemical synthesis?YesNo
49Was it fun? YesNo
50Have you ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?YesNo
51Was your math SAT more than 300 points higher than your verbal?YesNo
52Have you ever worked on a Friday night?YesNo
53While there's a party next door? YesNo
54And wished that someone would invite you to over?YesNo
55Have you ever played a computer game?YesNo
56Done #55 in the last three months? YesNo
57Done #55 in the last three weeks? YesNo
58Have you ever written a computer game?YesNo
59Are your pants too short? YesNo
60Do your socks mismatch? YesNo
61Have you used a chemistry set? YesNo
62After the age of 13? YesNo
63Have you ever played D&D (or other role-playing game)?YesNo
64Since high school? YesNo
65Have you ever entered a science fair?YesNo
66Did you win? YesNo
67Do you own a digital watch? YesNo
68Does it play music? YesNo
69Does it have a calculator? YesNo
70Have you ever used a rare earth element?YesNo
71Do you own a CRC? YesNo
72Do you own a CRT? YesNo
73Do you own an HP calculator? YesNo
74Do you know how to use it? YesNo
75Were you ever on a chess team? YesNo
76Were you ever on a debate team? YesNo
77Do you know more than three programming languages?YesNo
78More than eight? YesNo
79Have you ever made a technical joke?YesNo
80Did no one get it? YesNo
81Can you name more than ten Star Trek episodes?YesNo
82Are you socially inept? YesNo
83Do you own a pencil case? YesNo
84Do you wear it? YesNo
85Do you know Schrodinger's equation? YesNo
86Have you ever solved it? YesNo
87Have you ever used the word "asymptotic"?YesNo
88Can you count in binary? YesNo
89Have you ever broken into a computer system?YesNo
90A government system? YesNo
91Have you ever changed your bank account?YesNo
92Changed someone else's? YesNo
93Done #2 for money? YesNo
94Have you ever inhaled helium? YesNo
95Do you know the Latin name for a fruit fly?YesNo
96Do you own anything that is radio controlled?YesNo
97Have you ever interpolated? YesNo
98Have you ever extrapolated? YesNo
99Have you ever used a modem? YesNo
100Have you ever reached sexual climax while doing #2?YesNo

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