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          _____
         /     \      Confusing Quote: If at first you don't succeed,
        /  | |  \                      please pass the salt!
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       |   | |   |    Interesting Fact: 95% of all car accidents that
        \ \___/ /                       happen at a speed of 60km/h
         \_____/                        occur while the car is in
       Have A Nice                      motion
         Day!!!!

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 If you ever have trouble reading or focusing in on something, we of the
OCCULAR
 INSTITUTE OF BIZZAR OCCURANCES recommend that you follow the following
steps
 to aid you:

 Frist Step: Is the object you're looking at Really there?????
            (Possible hallucination, mirrage, or Extraterrestrial)

 Second Step: Is it one of those shirts, posters or documents designed
to
         screw up you're vision.
            (Magic Eye Poster, eye chart, or fine print)

 Third Step: Do you wear glasses, and if so, are they on?
            (If not, Do You NEED Them????)

 Forth Step: Do you need to trim your hair??????
            (or perhaps your eyebrows?)

 Fifth Step: By now, Are You Sure the objects really there?????

 Final Step: If all else fails and you still can't see, there is one
last
        step you can do to try to achieve optimum optical function to
        your eyes.  It is a very simple step and all you need to do is...

                     \ \  \ | |  /       \  | | /  / /
                      \ \ | | | /         \ | | | / /
                       ----------         ----------
                      /          \       /          \
                     /    ___     \     /     ___    \
                    |    /   \     |   |     /   \    |
                    |   |  0  |    |   |    |  0  |   |
                    |    \___/     |   |     \___/    |
                     \            /     \            /
                      \__________/       \__________/

                      ...OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 And finally the part you've all been waiting for...

                         THE QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!

 Today's question is:
             Q: If a dog were to walk in a straight line around the arth
at a
        speed of 5 km/h with only a 10 min break evey 1000 km for food and
        water, but the dog's original cost was only 125 dollars, but
        really he's only 5 years old, and anothere big number to confuse
        you like 543,432,568,807 and  now realizing that this is a run on
        sentence, IS THIS QUESTION AN OXYMORON???????????????????????????

            A: YES! You see this question is not feesible do to the
fact
        that if you were to walk in a straight line in an atemp to go
        around the Earth you would fail miserably.To walk AROUND the
        Earth you would need to walk in a curved line otherwise you
        would walk right off the Earth and into OUTER SPACE!!

            This question was brought to you by the letters:
            A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V*,W,X,Y,Z
      (All letters of the alphebet are used in this question except J)

         * the letter V was never use in the printed text, but if you
        were to read or dictate this question to someone you will need
        it for the pronounciation of the word FIVE.


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 Ending Note: It's amazing what you can think up when you have time to
waste!