Guys: Figured Out By Name

GUYS: FIGURED OUT BY NAME

Aarons are dependable and talented.
Allens are preppy.
Alexes like porno, and are usually hot in a skater kinda way.
Andy... Everyone has an Andy.
Bens are the smart, silent type.
Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Bob is the universal name.
Brads try too hard and most often don't measure up.
Brandons are dark-haired, players.
Bretts are shy and clumsy.
Brians usually have only one good feature (but I haven't quite found it yet)
Calebs never grow up.
Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chads are hot; quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlies are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Chucks wear their heart on their sleeves.
Craigs are a little misguided.
Dans are thick-headed.
Daves are impossible to deal with, but impossible to get over.
Dennis' are desperate flirts.
Devons are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Eds are the best pals.
Eddies are fast.
Elliots are cute but irresponsible.
Erics are forgettable.
Ethans smell.
Franks (and Tonys) are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Fredericks could be snotty.
Garys are gross Nazi's.
Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glens are either short or intelligent.
Gregs are bizarre.
Initial-Name guys are cool. (This would be RD, right?)
Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive.
James' are egotistical.
Jamies are shy but cuddly.
Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jasons are fun loving and handsome.
Jeffs are cuddly and adorable.
Jerrys are slimy.
Jeremys are a tad fruity.
Jims are macho, but reliable.
Jimmys are sweet and sexy.
Joes are thoughtful; sometimes awkward shy-guys in first date situations.
Joels are frustrated; tend to hang out with Nelsons.
John... It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Joshes are romantic, but tend to be back-stabbers.
Justins mess with your mind.
Kevins have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Kens just don't measure-up.
Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.
Kyles are horny bastards!
Kurt... There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Leonards are avid bug collectors.
Lesters are molesters.
Lonnies are nasty.
Lukes are dreamers.
Marcus' are players.
Marks are touchy, often moody.
Martins have a strange sense of humor.
Matts are queer - one T or two.
Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nates are cocky for a reason.
Nelsons are home-schooled and sheltered.
Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.
Owens have large families and drive fast.
Patricks are incredibly sexy.
Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peters are stalkers. (Yikes!)
Phils are cute and sensitive but geeky.
Philips are more geeky, but equally sensitive.
Rays are players but majorly hot!
Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard-Dick, need I say more?
Rickies are very senstive, cute, and charming!
Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robins are tormented.
Rods are (as is the name itself) perverted.
Rons are into pasta, and usually have bad hair.
Roys are so childish.
Ryans are never appreciated.
Sams just like sex.
Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawns (or Seans) come off as arrogant, but are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shanes are shady.
Simons are thin.
Steves are extremes (usually extremely good looking/extremely bad/extremely emotional, etc...)
Stevens are gay.
Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.
Terrys are dependable and friendly.
Tims are reliable but emotionally needy.
Timothys like to be mommied.
Todds are sweet, sporty guys.
Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommys are way too possesive & need to get a life!
Tony... see Frank.
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Tylers are genetically small.
Vances are good conversationalists.
Wesleys are romantic.
Williams are fat.
Zacks are good looking, but aloof.



If anyone has a name & description to add, please e-mail me, and I'll take a look at it.

Disclaimer!! Please, don't anyone be offended by this list. It's all in fun!! Some of them seem to be accurate, and others are probably way off base. This is just something to have fun with.