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The Random Stuff - It doesn't Fit Elsewhere.
Battle Athletess - In the future, we created two special schools for athletes to compete in order to improve the human body to it's limits. The main heroine, Akari Kanzaki, is the daughter of a legendary figure, but doesn't feel she measures up. TENSION. The core of the story, the competition, is like playing a sports video game with some comedy, romance and sci fi thrown in for appeal.
Now, considering TV Mylandah's hand position, my comment is perfectly justifiable.
When some people just don't get the clue.
I hear it's legal to execute people for that in some states.
801 T.T.S. Airbats - Super geeky mechanic becomes the object of affection for two hot young female pilots in the very small (only four female pilots and two male engineer/mechanics) woman-pilot division of the JSDF. The major foil of the series is a stupid colonel who's hellbent on ruining the division so he can get transfered to a better command (not realizing that it would be a sign of failure and thus, he would get either demoted or placed some place WORSE).
Rule #1 - Get away, then admire your loot.
The JSDF got involved in this.
Love Hina - A series that is exactly like Ranma 1/2, if Ranma weren't a martial artist or cursed to turn into a girl, few adults were present (no direct parents), there were more girls present regularly, there was only one romantic rival, and it took place in a hotspring resort town with Ranma running an inn turned girl's dorm.
I used to think this.
Yes, yes it is.
Yes, it's going back to swim with all of it's brethren.
Yes, that would qualify someone for Bitch status...
Motoko and Shinobu react to Capcom's latest statement.
Shampoo's got NOTHING on Mutsumi.
Brought to you by the "Seatbelts = Safety" Commision.
Kentaro never had a chance.
In fact, Soun is currently discipled under her.
Looks like Keitaro stepped on the wrong toes.
Man, is this a shitty rescue or what?
Wait, this is actually a problem?
Better listen to her, Motoko's self-control is iffy at best.
Where? What? Who are you?!
Beware when the hand strikes ass-night!
Where she got the silver-haired bishonen is beyond me.
I think this was the key problem behind Battle Cancan... no, Battle Cancan just sucked ass.
She should have known better.
Huh? Wha... no, nevermind.
Keitaro WOULD regret that after all.
Motoko knew their reputation.
Some things can be fun _AND_ educational.
Someone who hasn't heard the joke.
Shinobu's pay check is cruel.
Motoko's skill is rather impressive.
The turtle made use of the Secret Turtle-Lunchbox Meld.
Fatal Fury/King of Fighters - In the Fatal Fury videos, Terry Bogard can't BUY a break when it comes to romance. If the Villian of the Week isn't killing his girlfriend, he's stuck playing big brother with some runaway twerp.
You know, truth can be scarier than fiction.
Gowcaizer - Gainax brings up another convoluted and very difficult to understand series, and has to use not one, not two, not even three babes, but rather FOUR incredibly busty babes to distract the viewer from how bad the story is. Adam Warren was right, a good story can cover for bad art, but a great art can't cover for a bad story. Watch only for the eye candy, people.
Video Game Logic: If It's On The Screen And It Ain't Your Buddy...
Too much exposure to the Gainax bounce can result in this.
Suddenly finding yourself in a Gainax production can cause severe injury when turning...
...especially for the one doing the turning. Of course, we'll not discuss the side effects on family members...
Ai Yori Aoshi - A romantic comedy that's quite a bit of romance, quite a bit of comedy and with quite a bit of angst to start and end the series out. Get to the second DVD and things really pick up. Honest.
It seems that the instant a series makes it's debut here, there's always a joke like this sooner or later.
Besides, it would definitely help Tina catch Kaoru's attention.
Why is it that a guy who has no girlfriends is always made into a stupid pervert and the guy who does is a restrained wuss? It's not fair, dammit!
You can't get denser than this. Trust me, Neutronium has TRIED.
At least Miyabi stopped her before they got to the class participation portion of the lecture...
Taeko had the same idea as Tina, but she chose a different subject.
Of course, Tina's plan hinged on the fact that Kaoru was incredibly dense..
Eiken - I could stand here and try to make some rational argument about Eiken being a valid story. That it's got a variety of things going for it's story than just fanservice. But, I've never seen it, there are three girls with boobs bigger than their ridiculous hairstyls, and apparently, touching the boobs of any of the super-booby girls instantly gets you drafted into not just a club who's members consist entirely of super-booby girls, but also apparently into the same dorm. You can't tell me this story wasn't designed and written by a guy who whacks off to porn more than even _I_ do.
They should make a show, "Color Coordination for Straight Animators".
See, this is why most anime girls stick to their natural hair color, no matter HOW much they want to change it.
When in doubt, believe they're real. Really heavy, that is.
Yeah, see, the limit is an G-cup. Above that, they're fake.
Even she forgets it sometimes when the other female cast members are around.
Lunar: Silver Star Story and Eternal Blue - Earth is covered in ice, so now we live on the moon with the Goddess Althena. And a bunch of monsters who used to be humans, but didn't want to live under Althena's rule. That's about the sum of it.
Rule 173-B of making a popular video game series: One of the heroes (or heroines) must appear naked or in drag at some point.
To Special FX team for Lunar, thank you.
Saber Marrionettes - A planet entirely of human men and subservient female androids?! Sounds like a bad porno film plot. But actually, it's fairly good. Just don't expect too much from them.
Can Akane ever change? Not yet!
Hey, those things can't be comfortable!
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The Conjunction Stuff - They might not directly relate and they might just repeat the picture with a new punchline.
Hey, They Suggested It, Not Me
I would be happy too.
And here Mylandah realizes she wasted the entire series thinking the wrong way.
CBX's camera people do an EXCELLENT job.
When Photographers Go Too Far, Next of Fox.
I got this from a show, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!
And how!
Perhaps Motoko's hiding something.
I'm ripping this from a comic, but it was too damn hilarious to miss.
Whoa, that explain EVERYTHING! BTW, This was made after reading the guest comics at Sexy Losers.
Is this joke a bust or what?
Same Picture
It's only fun when you're playing.
Can you guess what else I'm not a fan of?
Adding Mystery To The Relationship
Only if you hold me!
Option 3 never gets you anywhere in a Dating Sim.
Excel Saga - You think it's just going to be bizarre, but YOU'RE WRONG! This series goes beyond bizarre to edge of insane, slips, falls into the bottomless ravine, then steps out of the closet behind you, startling the crap out of you. Excel Saga is for the veteran anime fan who likes wacky comedies like Ranma 1/2, but wishes they were wackier.
Color me confused.
Not the thing you want to hear.
Can you feel the love?
%Japanese Ninja Warrior% %With Heart So Cold...%
Professionally Operated Torture Rooms have nothing on this guy.
I'm pretty sure Excel is right.
Ish-chan advertises.
Could there be worse positioning? Maybe, but you'd really have to look.
Can it get worse? Yes, yes it can.
Yeah, how often do you really n-er, never mind. I just remembered that it's the ultimate goal of any player.
"Here's a drawing of you naked..." she said. *CLICK* went the handcuffs...
Does that count as a kiss or not?
And I think we all know which one is more likely. The latter, of course.
You BLOCKHEAD!
Although, it can be kinky if the one wearing the suit isn't Kabapu.
As lesser means fail to set her straight, Ilpalazzo ups the ante`.
It's like going to a website with great expectations only to find it's entirely a link page.
Remember that not all things with that end with 'rap' are the same.
This day will come.
So will THIS day.
I'm shocked that no one has tried this.
You see, Excel _IS_ smart. She just has an abysmal Wisdom score.
These angels don't seem to realize that Menchi is swimming to get them some pants.
An homage to one of my favorite directors.
Just like Mutsumi and Keitaro.
And why has no one tried this either?
Wait, why is John Madden involved?!
Love/Hate Relationships
I love you, man!
I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU DEAD!
H-game
LEAVE HER THE @%$#@% ALONE!
I'd like have this dream.
Gawking
They used to call him a little pecker, BUT THEY WEREN'T LAUGHING NOW, WERE THEY?!
Compromising pictures of them "playing" together were impossible to deny.
Those Who Hunt Elves - Also not going to win an award for "Series That Doesn't Blatantly Abuse Fanservice", Those Who Hunt Elves is the story of three humans and a T-74 Russian tank that got summoned to a swords and sorcery world. Things went awry when the sorceress who called them tried to send them back, and now, five fragments of the spell that can send them home are on the bodies of female elves and the only way to find them is to... strip the female elves naked and see if they have the fragments.
This has happened. Where, I don't know, but it HAS to have happened at some point.
Actually, they knew there'd be a huge arguement over the number, so they started counting at 0900 and went up.
And you thought it was bad when there was just one of the damn things. They don't even know how many they made!
Kare Kano - Two seemingly perfect people meet, find out that neither one of them is actually perfect, and then fall in love. It seems like it should fail, but it's a very good series by Hideaki Anno (Nadia: Secret of Blue Water, Neon Genesis Evangelion). Don't pass this up simply because it's got Anno's name on it (if you hated him for the ending of Evangelion), it's a nice comedic romance. Of course, if you puke at the sight of anything from Clamp, by all means, avoid (you weak fool).
Yeah, most people don't apologize, though.
That being said, their romance was officially dead.
One's NOT good to eat.
No, and he's definitely not.
Come on, let's take the o/~Little Red Corvette!o/~
Has your mind ever wandered and you wound up regretting it?
"O-KAY! We'll never do that again."
She should know by now, bragging incites challengers.
Never piss off the old gypsy ladies. Especially when you've told them too much about yourself.
I wonder how many shows have had this problem?
It's sad when you have to do things like this, just to borrow some cash.
This time with a shock ending.
Yukino? PSSSH! Totallly not.
Is anyone else just as disgusted at the fact that this lame-ass series is still going?
EEEWWW!!! Don't touch it! It might fall!
Anyone remember Apache Chief?
If you've played Megaman Legends, you should this.
KEEP THROWING!
Yeah, what she said!
Those big stone heads are no match!
I say this ALL the time. To myself.
Wait, why would you need a-ooooh....
Yukino gets creepier and creepier.
Arima is the envy of all.
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