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The Random Stuff - It doesn't Fit Elsewhere.
That is one helluva lot of stats to keep track of.
Dammit, they're too cute!
Even in the future, nothing is dead!
Check your allies and the time before responding to a challenge.
IT CONTINUES!
Damn, how did that go again?
I get the hint.
Sure, we have fart jokes. But who has that certain extra bit?
Yes, not one of 'em.
Metal Marines - This is an old, but very difficult to win, SNES game. If you don't cheat. And cheat. And cheat. You fight about four generals: Bill Garland, Schwartz, Joan Bile, and Zorguef the Great. None of their comments are very brilliant.
True fisherman never reveal their secrets!
Twit.
All things considered, my comments are justified.
Not many men can laugh after getting their asses handed to them.
Garland gives WAAAAAY too much personal information.
Zorquef's so cheap, he'll even pinch a lyra!
It is. And that's so damn sad.
Mad Science
Yeah, I'd want to know how I became "cheaper" too.
Don't panic, it just means you have to pee again.
"For children of all ages" said the box. The mother thought to herself, then bought a case of each for the orphanage.
The Truth
Ladies, we can't deny it.
I hate that too, especially when it takes five hours just to make it passable.
Inu Yasha
This is a joke from Burn Up Excess. I'm multiplying my joke library in one purchase! BWAHAHAHAHA!
This is the real reason.
He should be at least shocked at what was happening, not disgusted at the naked one.
Doesn't it bother you to know people are misquoting all the time? Yeah.
Well, what can you do?
Hey, it's a grain thing.
How well would people from the past accept things?
I couldn't come up with one that fit like a glove. I wonder why?
Be specific when you ask for something. Especially when talking to A-kun.
Yes, you never wanted to know. Too bad Kagome makes them.
Yeah, just think of how bad it would be if you grew up before that time!
Don't slur.
Well, it is the only REAL difference!
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The Conjunction Stuff - They might not directly relate and they might just repeat the picture with a new punchline.
Tenchi Muyou!
Wait, WASHU? And 'her love'?
I'd AT LEAST expect a better weapon.
Even if they were, start worrying.
Maybe this explains the Washu thing.
Yeah, that would be quite the accomplishment.,, considering the source material.
Ah My Goddess
They grow up so fast.
Belldandy learned it from the Dirty Pa-er, Lovely Angels....
How'd she manage 157%? She held classes outdoors.
Slayers
Lina was lucky they had only a fraction of the original's power!
This is simply mixed torture for the rest.
In fact, at most porn sites, you'll find all three in the same gallery.
Hey, ruling a kingdom can be SWEET, okay?!
Yes, it's terrible. Too terrible to contemplate.
Gee, can you tell I'm doing marketing for a certain game? No, I'm not getting paid for it, I really like it!
Everyone's getting into it!
Yes, that is disturbing and hilarious.
Get a bonfire started, boys, we're going fry this sucker up!
Especially since they aren't ALIVE!
That's what happens when you let management walk all over you.
I know this joke's been done, but the pic just inspired it so well.
Bugs Bunny would be proud.
Everyone knows that rule, right?
Geez, what would be left?
He must've REALLY hated her.
QWUAAAG, QWUAAAG, QWUAAAG!
Uh-oh, NOW Valgaav's done it! Then again, you can't really tell with lizards.
No, Xelloss, most don't.
Xelloss didn't know how to blend in for the first few centuries.
What happened when the Slayers cast checked out my website.
If you've ever seen the Muppet Babies, then the modified song should be filling your brain right about.... NOW!
Mmmmmm! I'd pay good money for that!
I don't care what the producers would think, I WANNA SEE IT!
NO!
Oh geez, not MORE screaming girls after _him_!
This is why the outfits are usually chosen by...hmmm...wait...
Well, they say the show must go on.
If it were only one or the other, he wouldn't have woken up screaming.
Filia just did that code that lets you buy anything.
This is about as convincing as H-games get.
Watch What You Say - Outlaw Star
Never say this to any female. Ever.
It's all about the ass, isn't it?
Check it out!
Dragon Ball Z - I like the manga and the action sequences, but I refuse to buy the tapes (or DVDs or toys) when everyone spends about five to two hundred minutes quivering in fear as the bad guy or good guy shows off more power than their side has.
Up the butt he goes!
It's the handiest and dandiest thing and don't you wanna know how it works?!
You know, I always wonder if androids should have those installed or not.
Backed in a corner, all he could do was self-destruct.
Guys are uncomfortable with public displays that get cutesy.
Bukkake's meaning should be fairly obvious after this.
Even the Prince of Saiyans can play a prank.
And THAT, boys and girls is the REAL reason 18 and Krillin married.
What? She isn't!
hey, being of Ultimate Perfection could make YOU this popular.
And I've done it again!
Oops, I did it again! *SMACK* OWIE!
Never leave an untrained man alone.
She looks so cool and dangerous!
Yes, one way... or the other.
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