A mini-site of mine, devoted to chickens.
Well, I got this magic card from a friend, after having to ask for it. But I liked it immediately because...well...It had a chicken on it. And I've always thought of how cool it would be to have a pet chicken, so I was inspired to make a mini-site devoted to chickens. Have fun. And I will be putting the lyrics to "Rooster" by Alice In Chains up on this site as soon as I can find them.
Top 10 reasons to own a chicken
- Save them from Colonel Sanders.
- If you're trapped in a blizzard, you'll have food for a day.
- No one will fear an invasion of chickens until it's too late. Best to be on the chicken's good side.
- The crowing of your chicken or rooster will be sure to wake you up at dawn. If this is or isn't a good thing is your own choice.
- They come to snuff the rooster, but he ain't gonna die.
- Have a friend to talk to, and possibly send to Mars.
- Corny chicken jokes as listed above.
- Far better than owning a duck or a goose.
- The one bird the neighbor cat won't mess with.
- When your friends tell you about their brand new parakeet or parrot, you can inform them of your brand new chicken.
Email: Ratman0094@aol.com