Notes for all non-Dutch readers:
Anton Mussert was the leader of the Dutch National Socialist Movement during World War 2, hence collaborated with the German occupying forces. He was sentenced to death and executed in 1946.
In den ouden Vaerckensketser means "Ye olde Pig-shagger"
Vaerckensbeersaed is Dutch for pig's sperm, only spelled in an ancient way, that is, the way the Dutch would spell it during the 17th Century.
Spuit me vol is Dutch slang for ejaculating; "Spuit me nog eens vol Varkensbeerzaad" therefore means something like: "Please ejaculate some Pig's sperm into me" (note how he doesn't notice the change of this 'slogan' from contemporary Dutch to ancient Dutch: "Spuit me nog eens vol Varkensbeerzaad" becomes "Spuit me nog eens vol Vaerckensbeersaed" and later "Spuyt me nog eens lecker vol Vaerckensbeersaed"; he doesn't seem to notice, or simpy doesn't care)
April 20th was Adolf Hitler's birthday.

Cast of characters:

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert (scambaiter, will be written in green)
dr. Benjamin Makalele (fictional competitor of our Barrister, just to stir him up a little, will be written in orange)
Barrister dr. Hamza Bello (the perpetrator and scambaitee, will be written in red)

Dear Anton Mussert ,

I am Barrister Hamza Bello, a legal Solicitor and I was the Personal Attorney and legal adviser to Mr.John Mussert, a national of your country, who used to work with Mobil oil Company lome togo Plc.On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along lome Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to
your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over
the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and
property left behind by my client before the get impounded by the security
company were my client deposited this consignment(two trunk boxes).
Particularly, the security company where the deceased had a deposited this
consignment valued at about Twenty Million United States Dollars ($U.S
20.000,000) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the
consignment confiscated/impounded within the next ten official working days.
since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over one years now,

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you
are from the same country so that the proceeds of this consignment valued at
Twenty Million United States Dollars ($U.S 20,000,000) can be claimed by you and then you and me can share the money.55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require, I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up this claim we are about to make.

Note: that this consignment was recorded as family treasures belonging to my
late client and only you and i knows the content of the two boxes with the
security company in Ghana,they also have there branches in Asia,europe and
America and this consignment can be conveyed to any of this branches.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss further Do send your reply on my Email
.
Best Regards,
Barr:Hamza Bello.Dear sir,

I am Barrister Hamza Bello, a legal Solicitor and I was the Personal Attorney and legal adviser to Mr.John , a national of your country, who used to work with Mobil oil Company lome togo Plc.On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along lome Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to
your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also
proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over
the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and
property left behind by my client before the get impounded by the security
company were my client deposited this consignment(two trunk boxes).
Particularly, the security company where the deceased had a deposited this
consignment valued at about Twenty Million United States Dollars ($U.S
20.000,000) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the
consignment confiscated/impounded within the next ten official working days.
since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over one years now,

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you
are from the same country so that the proceeds of this consignment valued at
Twenty Million United States Dollars ($U.S 20,000,000) can be claimed by you and then you and me can share the money.55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require, I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up this claim we are about to make.

Note: that this consignment was recorded as family treasures belonging to my
late client and only you and i knows the content of the two boxes with the
security company in Ghana,they also have there branches in Asia,europe and
America and this consignment can be conveyed to any of this branches.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

From: "Anton Mussert (Managing Director)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Dear Anton Mussert
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:48:03 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

Dear mr. Hamza Bello,

I was quite surprised to find out I had a relative who lived and worked in
Togo! Did I got that right? He, along with his wife and children all died in
a car-accident? What a horrible accident that must've been! Could you please
send me more details about the accident. After all, if a relative dies, one
wants to know how and where, wouldn't you agree?
As far as your offer is concerned: it sounds interesting, please provide me
with more details.

With all due regards,

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerkensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's #1 in Vaerkensbeerzaad"
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Spuit me nog eens vol Varkensbeerzaad; I love it!


(Our Barrister is not impressed and wants to go straight to business)

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Subject: Urgent you call me.
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 18:53:09 +0000

Dear Anton Mussert ,

In response to your mail,i suggest you call me on my most private number with 011-228-922-8012 for more details as it may interest you,for security and confidentail purpose.
Thanks for your mail.
Hamza Bello.

(Alas, our Anton is deaf! Phoning is not an option, however Anton feels himself obliged to give the Barrister the reason why he's become deaf; also he gives some more details on his company and comes up with a great idea!:-)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Urgent you call me.
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 10:38:47 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

Dear Hamza Bello,

I am sorry for the delay, but I had to see my doctor very urgent this morning, hence I was not able to contact you rightaway.
I would love to speak to you on the phone, but unfortunately since April 19th (exactly 9 years and 1 day this day) I have lost my hearing due to the bombing of the Oklahoma City Federal Building. Let me explain this to you: on that day I was in Oklahoma for a meeting with possible Vaerckensbeersaed-licencees. As you probably will know, Vaerckensbeersaed (this is derived from a very old traditional Dutch drink) is after Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola, Seven Up, Fanta the most popular beverage in the United States, and since my company is the #1 manufacturer of Vaerckensbeersaed, we get requests for licences to carry Vaerckensbeersaed-vending machines at the office or restaurant or general businesses all the time. We collect them and on set dates we gather all the potential licencees for a meeting. You see we are very strict in our licencee-programme: before a business can comply, they have to meet certain demands, e.g.: they have to employ at least 25 people, the Vaerckensbeersaed-vending machine has to have a prominent spot in the building, and so on. If and only if a company meets all our requirements, they get an invitation to what we call a "Vaerckensbeersaed-slurperij", the name we gave to meetings of potential license-holders. On these meetings, there will be decided which company gets the vending-license, as we hand over only 50 licenses per annum. In 1995 this meeting happened to be in Oklahoma City in a party-center just across the street from the Federal Building. I was just outside, having a cigarette when the bomb that evil Timothy Leary had placed there, went off. Ever since I have lost my hearing. But in all, I feel very lucky to have survived it at all: the party-center collapsed and killed at least 25 people who were inside. Somehow the shockwave of the explosion only destroyed my hearing, but missed me for the bigger part. I am very grateful to God for that.
So, unfortunately I cannot contact you by phone, since I won't be able to hear what you are saying to me. I however do have access to a TextPhone, so if you have access to a Textphone, we can directly communicate by that means. If, however you do not have access to a TextPhone, e-mail is the only means of direct communication. So please let me know if you can access a TextPhone.

PS.: Let me know if you are perhaps interested in becoming a Vaerckensbeersaed-licence-vendor in your part of the World; you earn a decent salary PLUS you get a huge bonus every time a licence is sold in your part of the World! Also, I came up with a great idea: we can invest the amount of money you are offering me in a Vaerckensbeersaed Manufacturing Plant in your country, Togo, of which you, of course, will be the director and you will have to report only to me and the board of directors here in Alabama! How about that? Does that seem a good idea to you?

With all due regards,

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerckensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's #1 in Vaerckensbeersaed"
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Spuit me nog eens vol Vaerckensbeersaed; I love it!

(Uh oh, it seems Anton doesn't understand what the intention of the deal was)

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To: amussert_1946@hotmail.com
Subject: Are You Serious?????
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:15:38 +0000

I am very suprise to hear all this your incident all the same, am really sorry.But i don't think you really understand my proposal.
Do you?
let me know and hear from you.
Thanks,
Hamza Bello.

(hm, Anton does not like to be called stupid. In fact, Anton is a little ticked off. Time to set the Barrister straight. Keep in mind that April 20 was Adolf Hitler's birthday)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Are You Serious?????
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 21:06:36 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

Hamza Bello,

Are you calling me stupid? As far as the original transaction is
concerned, I told you I was interested in your offer and I also asked you to
provide me more details about processing this transaction. You urged me to
call you on the phone, but since I am deaf (and it was just out of common
courtesy that I explained to you the reason why I am deaf) telephonic
conversation is not an option. I offered you to communicate through
TextPhone, but since you do not react to this offer/question, I assume you
are not in possession of such a device. That's it. I do not like to be
called stupid, as I am fully aware of the extend of your proposition.
Now, do you want to continue with this transaction? If yes, immediately
provide me with the details of this deal through my e-mail. I am a very busy
man and I have a company to run (together with my board of directors), so I
don't have time to fool around and wait until you finally decide to hand me
the details of a proposition YOU made. If you want to go through with this,
hand me over all the details, or else forget it.

PS: I am leaving my office now for a dear friend's birthday, and won't be
back at the office until tomorrow morning. If you are serious about this
transaction, I expect to find a fully detailed e-mail sent by you in my
inbox tomorrow. You have a good day, sir.

Regards,

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerckensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's #1 in Vaerckensbeersaed"
---
Spuit me nog eens vol Vaerckensbeersaed; I love it!

(this set him straight; the next day he turns up with the usual fake-documents. That is, Hamza wants to act fast and wonder oh wonder, the security company has turned into a bank. He asks straightaway for the details to empty my bankaccount)

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From: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
To: amussert_1946@hotmail.com
Subject: send the application of claims to the bank via the bank e-mail okay,
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 16:23:13 +0000

Dear Anton Mussert.

I acknowledged the receipt of your email. In my last email to you, I sent you the details of this transaction for your understanding and I informed you that once I receive your response, I will send the application of claims to you.

Be adviced that upon receiving this application, you should fill it correctly and send it to the bank via the bank e-mail okay, when you have send this application to the bank, do keep me informed.

As soon as the bank received the apliation form from you as the right beneficiary they will contact you and give you their procedures of their banking system to enable them transfer the money into your account through their online banking system with immediate effect.

Confirm the receipt of this application and get back to me.

Awaiting your response.

Regards,

Barrister Hamza Bello.
My personal telephne line:+228 924-89-05.
=========================================================

Find below a copy of the Text of Application:
Attn: The Director Foreign Operation Department,
BTCI Bank lome Togo
Address: 20, rue du Commerce, BP 3302,Lome Togo
tel/fax:+228-924-88-30
E-mail:btcibank_btci2004@yahoo.com

I .................. humbly apply as the next of kin to late Mr.John Mussert, who was a registered customer of your bank, He is the holder of a fixed deposit account in your bank. This account is said to hold an estimated US$20.M (Twenty Million United States Dollars ).

Bellow is the account information:
Account BT/TG/1101/44986-009/EC/TG,
Swift Code:BTC/TG/225
Amount Deposited :US$20.M

Please kindly be informed that my late cousin Mr.John Mussert, operated a company in Lome-Togo by the name of MOBIL OIL company Ltd. in TOGO West Africa.

Since his death along with his immediate next of kin on 21 first of April 2002, on his way to the company here in TOGO, I have been unable to come forward to claim this fund due to family problems and personal issues.

Please upon acknowledge of this application, I would be pleased to provide more information that maybe required. Hence I would like to send all his necessary documents if required in other to prove my status claim.

I respectfully request your expedience in treating this matter with utmost urgency, hence I will need the funds to continue running the family's business in our country, since we are no longer conducting business in lome West Africa.
I will await your urgent response towards this issue.

BANK NAME :............................

ADDRESS OF BANK :.....................

ACCOUNT NUMBER : .....................

(SWIFT CODE) : ......................

BANK TEL # : ..........................

BANK FAX # : ..........................

OCCUPATION : ..........................

ROUTING NUMBER :........................

BENEFICIARY:............................

AGE: ...................................

I hope you will understand and expedite this action.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,

..................................
YOUR FULL NAMES.

(hm, too bad the deal suddenly involves a bank and Anton, who is obviously monitored by his board of directors, has been forced to discuss this with his board. The board is kindy greedy and wants to go along, but demands a few things from hamza. I bet, our barrister does not like this. Just to ease Hamza a little, Anton sends his picture along, which is in fact a picture of Jean Marie Le Pen. I also bet this transaction could take a lot more time than 10 working days or 12 hours :-)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: send the application of claims to the bank via the bank e-mail okay,
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 21:38:31 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

Dear mr Hamza Bello,

I see you want to continue this deal, since I found the details, thus I
hereby acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail.
I have discussed this matter with my board of directors, since it is a
bank we are dealing with and company-rules are demanding full transparancy
amongst the board if any transaction involves a bank, and not a security
company as you said in your earlier letter. Since banks are official
institutions and we have to avoid any risk of our company being exposed to
the suspicion of foul play.
The board went okay with your proposal, as long as we split our share
of 55% of the $20,000,000.= (twenty million US dollars), which will be
$11,000,000.= (eleven million US dollars). Of course I will get a larger
share of this amount than the four other directors, because I own this
company and I was the one who introduced them to this deal. Hence I get a
share of $3,000,000.= (three million dollars); while the four others each
get $2,000,000.= (two million dollars)
They however do have some demands/questions to be complied with, before
we settle this deal. Once you fullfil these, the form will be handed over to
the bank within 12 hours after receivement of the requested.

They demand the following of you:

- a copy of your (international) passport;
- a statement by the Togoan government that you are actually a barrister
(don't worry, you just go and ask for one, perhaps you do have one lying
around at your office; a copy of your diploma will do, in fact);
- a clear, large picture of you holding a sign which bears our company
slogan: "SPUYT ME NOG EENS LECKER VOL MET VAERCKENSBEERSAED" (this is just
to know with whom we are dealing);

Then, they have some questions:

- Do you want us to set up a fake bank account here in the US for the money
to be transferred to?

- On which term will you be able, after conclusion of this deal, to come to
Alabama and -after visiting our Vaerckensbeersaed-manufacturing plant of
course- collect the money?

On a personal level, I would like you to know that I am glad that we
have agreed to commence this transaction.
Maybe it would be nice to get to know one and another a little better.
Since you are a Barrister, you must be a man of great wisdom and knowledge.
Tell me, do you have a wife and children? If you have children, how old
are they and are they boys or girls or both? Luckily you are living in one
of the few peaceful countries in your region, Toko, and not in one of those
horrible war-infested countries like Sierra Leone, Liberia and so on.
I am sorry for all the demands and questions, but my four directors all
think: Anton's deaf, so he's a moron. They treat me like a little child and
are watching every step I make. Therefore I had to discuss this with them,
because else they would have forced me out of office (of my own company!).
Luckily for you they are all greedy bastards, each and everyone of them. As
long as they get their share, they will go along for the ride. As for me, I
do not really need the money, as our company makes 35 billion annually. I
just wanna help you, that's all.
Please find attached a picture of me as a token of good will to you.

Jean Marie Le Pen, Nationalist Leader in France

With all due regards,
dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerckensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's #1 in Vaerckensbeersaed"
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Spuyt me nog eens lecker vol Vaerckensbeersaed; I love it!

(A day later...Once again -the second time in this conversation- I get a very badly cut and paste letter from my victim, who sees himself now as Anton's brother. Note that he forgot to paste Anton's name on one occasion -I think he probably uses this letter to scam someone in Germany at some other point in time. He attached a scan of an obviously fake passport to this e-mail)

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Subject: MY FULL INFORMATIONS COMPLY URGETLY
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:27:20 +0000

Dear Anton Mussert,

Thanks alot for your understanding and maturity entails of your mail.. This has gone a long way to re-built in me more stronger confident in your ability to securely execute this inheritance claim to a sucessful end as expected to meet our purpose.

Harald i really appreciate your kind efforts and sincerity proceeds so far, to further foster a sucessful proceed of our transaction which will esterblish a long lasting and reliable family relationship within our families for future endeavours soonest immediately upon the sucessful actualisation of this noble claim.

As proper and authentic identifications is needed from both of us to know each other very well before we can proceed to sucessfully execute this great project without any mistake (s) or error (s), and as well to prove the genuine nature of this claim, i am hereby to confirm as you requested my legal position as a registered attorney and family lawer of the deseased with reputable evidence of my position as an accredited resident commercial attorney within the West African community....., you can confirm my legal identification number and my chambers name here in our chambers and commerce unit with my ref/Hamza/41754ESQ/TG/68.

Following this is my mailing address:

HAMZA BELLO CHAMBERS-Togolaise national, Solitors and Advocates of Supreme High Court of Justice, Accredited Resident commercial attorney since 1978, Senior counsel Bello Chambers Lome-Togo, Address 34 rue du serminer tokoin Lome Togo, Tell: +228 924 8905, E-mail: hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com. Following this is a copy of my internation passport to your perusal to meet your keen interest, which you know that as a reputable lawyer of this community my informations as i have sincerely forwarded to you as of a high level of trust as you are well informed of my position and our infromations as not easily released to avoid any ilegit actions. But i have done this to prove to you that all is well as we are going to inherit this fund sucessfully without any trace.

Anton, believe me this fund will have to be in your account over there within 6 days base on your ability to comply urgently to what ever secured directives from the bank management as anticipated by law in line to such inheritance claim procedures within all the bank in west african sub-regions. Do with full trust and good faith comply with what ever instructions from the bank, inorder to enable you receive this inheritance fund in your account sucessfully in no time from now and then keep me posted while i will start making my arrangement of coming over to your country Germany for brighter business investments jointly with your company as in joint ventures as you will direct me.

Keep me posted as soon as you send the application form to the bank, but brother do ensure to secure your side as in regards with which ever instructions and requirement from you by the bank management to enhance a soonest transfer of this inheritance fund to your account to meet our great purpose and expectations in securing this noble claim jointly together.

God bless you and have a joyful nice day as i await your prompt respond.

Your brother.

Hamza Bello Esq.

He sent me a scan of a passport which is of course a fraud, and not a very good one. Or maybe he stole it from the real Hamza Bello, in that case I would like to offer my apologies to the truthful owner of this passport, who's definitively not the one that's e-mailing me.

(Too bad Hamza, Anton did not want something you made up yourself, but an official paper to prove he is actually a barrister; time to remind him of this...Also he gives Hamza some personal background information :-) Note that there never was a civil war in the Netherlands in the past 175 years "Kippenvlooien" means "Chicken-fleas" Edah is a large chain of supermarkets in the Netherlands, Frisia, Drenthe and Groningen are provinces of the Netherlands, "Scheet" is Dutch for breaking winds, Wucbbo Ockels was the first Dutchman in space and finally, "Aansluiting" is Dutch for the Nazi-word "Anschluss".)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: MY FULL INFORMATIONS COMPLY URGETLY
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 20:32:34 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

Dear Hamza Bello,

I am sorry I could not contact you any earlier, there was some trouble
in the computer network here and some computer repair guys had to come by
and it took them a day to find what the problem was. They told me what it
was, but I have no knowledge of computers whatsoever. So don't you go ask me
what it was, haha!

I reviewed your email just now and for starters I can say that it's
quite impressive what you wrote me, but it isn't an official statement,
which we demand. What I am trying to say is that we have to be absolutely
sure that you are who you say you are. This having said, we saw your
international passport, hence we believe that you are who you say you are.
But we need to be absolutely sure that you are a Barrister at law,
henceforth you are still complied to send us a scan or fax of the statement
of the Togolese government that you are in fact a Barrister. This could be
anything from the official stamped statement thru a scan of your letter of
installment as a lawyer to a scan/copy/fax of your University diploma. You
can send this as an attachment to me or fax it to us at the following
number:

+1 630-604-6224

Also you forgot to send the picture of yourself holding a sign with our
company-slogan "SPUYT ME NOG EENS LECKER VOL MET VAERCKENSBEERSAED". Please
remember that this photograph has to be large and clear. Please comply to
these swiftly and the deal will be settled before you know it.

The board and I actually think it's easier for you and us if we set up
a bankaccount for the sole purpose of this transaction. In fact our lawyer,
a colleague of yours, has advised us to do so. This due to two reasons: 1)
it's a fair chance this business gets mixed up with the regular businesses
our company has and 2) the internal revenue service (I.R.S.) might get
suspicious, as a large company such as ours is monitored and has to give
complete transparancy of our dealings to the public.

One other thing: we and our company are located in Alabama, and that is
not in Germany, but in the US. But I guess mistakes will happen. So you just
say when and our company will buy you a ticket to Mobile, that's the capital
of Alabama, since we all want to meet the kind gentleman who offers us a
deal of such magnitude. In fact, I just rang an employee to go to the
nearest airport next monday and purchase a ticket for you, which will be
sent to the adress you gave in your e-mail. Which date would suit you to
come to our beautiful state?

Also, you have not told me yet if you are married and have children, I
really would like to know that.

Let me tell you, for starters something about myself. The USA is my
country in exile, the country I was born in is The Netherlands, which I had
to leave behind. You certainly heard about the dreadful Kippenvlooien war
which raged the Netherlands early in the fifties? Where the Frisian
Seperation Group did a coupe d'etat in Leeuwarden, the capital of Frisia and
declared Frisia independent of The Netherlands. This was in 1948.

In 1950 they try to capture Drenthe, a province which had a large
minority of Frisians who wanted "Aansluiting" with Frisia (they wanted to be
part of the self-proclaimed Kingdom Of Frisia). Their king was King Wubbo
Ockels (KFK-II). Conflict erupted and for three years war raged over my
small homecountry. When it looked like Frisia was going to lose the war,
Germany invaded Groningen to come to Frisia's aide. Within half a year the
Netherlands had lost and Germany installed a new government and united
rebellious Frisia again with the rest of The Netherlands.

The Netherlands were ethnic cleansed of any forces opposing the
Frisians. All former enemies of the Frisians were deported to places were
they were not born and had to work in a working camp called Edah (this is
old Frisian for "work"). Unfortunately I never believed in the Frisians,
hence I had to flee, since I did not want to be forced to work at an Edah.
My parents were already deceased at the time and my only brother was killed
in the battle for Emmercompascuum. So I had nothing left to lose.

The US were always on the side of The Netherlands and I am grateful
they granted me political Asylum in 1954 and in 1956 I received American
citizenship, which allowed me to found a small shed in which I started to
produce Vaerckensbeersaed, a traditional drink from the Netherlands and it
caught on! It grew bigger and bigger and now our company is the fifth most
consumed softdrink in the USA! we have a turnover of $35 billion + per annum
and our profits keep rising.

But I still miss my own little country and one day, if the political
climate has changed over there (and from what I heard, this won't be very
long now), I will return there and live the last years of my life amongst te
people I had to be seperated from for mor than half a century. I'm telling
you all this, because I believe we can be friends and I trust you.
Hoping to hear from you soonest and wishing you a happy day "onder de
scheet van God" as an ancient Dutch saying goes, which means literally
"Under the grace of God".

Kind regards,

Your friend

(Since in Africa they don't seem to have weekends according to the amount of business proposals I get through Saturdays and Sundays, I expect some reaction from Hamza, but until today I have not received anything from him. But maybe the internet café in Lome is closed for the weekends. Or he probably wants to keep up the appearance that he is sending from his office. Anyway, Anton gets excited about this deal and sneaks up his office on sunday afternoon to check if there has been email from Togo. He also wants to know if perhaps Hamza is no longer interested in the deal; time to introduce a colleague-scammer from Burkina Fasso who has also a very tempting deal for Anton. The only thing Hamza has to do is to blow the deal off and Anton will go ahead with the Burkina Fasso-guy. Note that Makalele is a profession soccerplayer and is playing in the French national team)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: MY FULL INFORMATIONS COMPLY URGETLY
Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 20:30:25 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

My dear Hamza Bello,

How are you doing?
Even though today's a sunday, the holy day of God, I was just driving
around the lovely Alabama countryside and suddenly I was thinking: "Why
don't I stop by at the office and check if my good friend Hamza Bello has
sent me an e-mail yet!" I am really starting to get excited about this deal,
so I drove up to the site of my office and persuaded the security guards to
open up my office for me. They have strict orders not to let anyone in the
office during weekends and holidays you know. I might just give them a raise
in their salary, since they performed their duty so well! But alas, to my
dissappointment there was no email from you, my good friend. Is your office
closed on Saturday? Have you lost interest in doing business with us?
If you do not want to continue doing business with us, then that's a
shame, because I got the idea we were becoming good friends. Please let me
know if you don't want to do business with us anymore, so I can contact this
nice gentleman from the Citizen Trust Bank in Burkina Fasso, Dr. Benjamin
Makalele, who sent me an email last friday with an offer to transfer
$150,000,000 dollars into our account of which I get to keep 30%! So please
let me know if our deal is on (that is, if you want to comply to the few
things we demand to make this deal work) or that the deal is off, and I
should go and contact this nice gentleman from Burkina Fasso.
But remember, If you want to continue the deal with our company, please
comply to the demands the company is making. The sooner you comply, the
faster this deal is done.

Your friend and soul-brother,

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerckensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's #1 in Vaerckensbeersaed"
---
Spuit me nog eens vol Vaerckensbeersaed; I love it!


(Maybe it was my last e-mail that convinced him to write me again, but actually I think it was introduction of dr. Benjamin Makalele that urged him to. Or maybe the internetcafé in Lome was closed during the weekend. Anyway, his tone is different, although he ignores the demands Anton and his board of directors are making.)

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From: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
To: amussert_1946@hotmail.com
Subject: waiting to hear from you urgently
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 11:03:06 +0000

Dear Anton Mussert,

I thank you for your wonderful mail you sent to me yesterday was sunday and i was busy with my family that is why i did not write you. Based on our transaction i am 100% sure of what am talking about and serious to finalize with you without waisting time i will want you to contact the bank to enable them give you their procedures and how they will transfer the money into your accout without delay, so my brother if you are really willing to assist you follow the instruction i have given to you and contact the bank today so that they will get back to you at once and tell you the next step.

My brother i so much trust you after reading your mail you have been sending to me you sound so serious to me and lets put our heads together and finalise this transaction to enable us go into the investment which you have given me the idea and that is why i am fighting seriously to make sure that this money lies into your accout so that we can go into life time business relationship with your companies name and i will also like to invest the whole share of my own into your company, so the only thing lfet for us now is to understand ourself and go into deal.

So you are advised to please forward the applicatuion form which i have send to you already and get back to me for confirmation that you have sent it to the bank. And i will also advise you that it is better for us to finalize with the one that we are already into to enable you consentrate and finalize the transaction once and for all.

Thanks,

Yours Brother,

Barr Hamza Bello

He sends me once again his "passport"


(Even though it says in the headers that there is about 6 hours between these two mails, I received them within one hour...But I really do not believe he stays that long online with a dial up connection -check the last two digits of his e-mails; they are constantly changing, which to my knowledge can mean just one thing: a dial up connection OR he is constantly changing his internetcafe...Anyway, I decide to ignore this "hollow" e-mail.)

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From: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
To: amussert_1946@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: MY FULL INFORMATIONS COMPLY URGETLY
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 15:37:32 +0000

Further to my last mail today, Brother i have furthered stodied your encourage and compasionate mails to ensure a sucessful actualisation of this noble claim.. Brother i really appreciate as this has gone a long way to re-esterblish more stronger confident in your ability to jointly execute this noble claim sucessfully together with me.

Anton, God bless you my good brother for given such sincere consideration to my contact to you in good faith and high spirit to meet my good inspirations to benefit mutually together with you upon sucessfull accomplishment of this noble claim.

Your massages and content has really naturalized more stronger familiar relationship within our families as the sucessful proceed of this noble claim will foster a long lasting family relationship within our families for further endeavours and more future reliable joint business ventures. I have from today with good intent confirm you as my only and reliable brother as things will manifest for good as we further correspond with regards to this noble claim.

Sequel to your request regarding to my familiar informations, i am 51yrs old and married to Mrs Stella Bello, who gave me three sustainable kids,two boys ane a girl. Secondly, as you are aware ofg my official position, i appreciate all my dealings to be officials and not childish, in accordance to this, i will not be able to keep hold of any object in snaping a large picture scaning across to you, in alternative and recured respond to this, i have attached across to this email my international passport which i will advise that you should official take note of this and perfectly secure this passport while in your position to protect my legal interest as a reputable attorney of this west african communities. Hope this is dully understood.

Brother i hope this will meet your sincere interest to further prove my Identity as we are into securing an official project meaning that official ids and informations are needed in view of this i will appreciate if you will honestly immediately upon the receipt of this email get back to me with yours too as ordinary picture is not mostly acceptable with regards to this noble project.

Brother, you can alternative with good faith come down here in person for the secure proceeds of this noble claim in person here in the bank to further hasting this whole arrangement, as i believe that this will be more secured means of finalising this noble claim in a specific period of time or what do you think with regards to this ! !?.

If you can not come down here in person to further enable us proceed to secure together all the proceduarl paper works and relevants informations to execute this project in good faith, in will advise that you should immediately upon the receipt of this email re-fill the application form as is already in your position and immediately send across to the bank as i have directed you inorder to enable us finalise this whole project within a reasonable time frame.

As we are meant to be very careful and work together in brotherhood relationship, i will advise that you should disregard any contact from any body including the gentleman from the Citizen Trust Bank in Burkina Fasso, Dr. Benjamin Makalele, this is to avoid any mistakes that might deny the opportunity of accomplishing this noble claims as expected to meet our joint purposes.

Moreover, i will be more greatful if i can be appointed with a beneficial position in your company as i will like to invest most part of my share into your company upon sucessfully actualisation of this noble project, in accordance to this, i will appreciate if can start also making a specific arrangement for me to become a recognized memeber of your company and then keep me posted as we proceed with the requirements and procedures.

God bless you as you will understand and immediately comply to my specific instrustions.

Less i forget, extend my wormth greetings to everybody arround you and tell them that we shall meet soonest as expected.

Your brother.

Hamza Bello.

(Uh oh, Hamza does not comply to Anton's demands -probably because he doesn't have a scanner at home. Time to introduce Hamza's "competator" I created, Dr. Benjamin Makalele. I also created a fake hotmail-adress; let's see if Hamza contacts Benjamin. When writing Benjamin's letter, I tried carefully to misspell the right way. Also it is time to introduce the first notes of the endgame by turning Anton in a lonely old pervert who likes young African girls. Endgame, because Hamza is starting to get boring)

From: "Anton Mussert \(Managing Director\)" <amussert_1946@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: MY FULL INFORMATIONS COMPLY URGETLY
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 20:47:29 +0200
Organization: In den ouden schaepenketser Ltd

My good friend Hamza,

Thank you for your email! I am delighted to hear that you are a family man!
I would love to see them! Could you send a picture of them? How old is your
daughter exactly? Sixteen or seventeen maybe? I do think we can become good
(business-)friends!
I love to come to your country, just tell me when I have to fly!
But back to business: I am sorry to inform you that if you do not comply to
our company's requirements there will be no deal. Do not think I want you to
be put in an akward position, but since I am monitored by my board of
directors I am obliged to demand these things from you. And by the way: what
do you mean by childish? The picture of you holding the sign with our slogan
will be used for internal purposes, which is a very mature and usual way of
doing business in this part of the US. We, and other companies like us, do
tend to use these pictures for internal and external marketing purposes.
This kind gentleman from Burkina Faso, Benjamin Makalele, did not have any
problem with our demands, in fact, he promised us to deliver the picture and
the document we request before the end of this week. In fact, he promised me
much more. In fact our mutual trust has come to the point where he shares
some deep personal information with me. He offers me his sister as a wife!
Being a widower for almost 20 years now, that seems a very pleasant idea.
Let me show you what was in his email I received from him just today, mind
you, some parts are a little embarrassing for me, but I am sure you will
understand as you are a good friend and probably will understand that a
widower can get lonely sometimes, therefore I have no scrupules to show this
to you:



FROM THE DESK OF DR. MAKALELE BENJAMIN
HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SUSPENDED AFFAIRS
CITIZEN TRUST BANK BURKINA FASO
OUAGADOUGOU  BRANCH

ATTN: ANTON MUSSERT

MY DEAREST ANTON ,

i hope this day wil greet you in prefectly healty conditoins.as i am writing
to you my good friend only to let you know that ofcourse it is no problem to
send you official paper from BURKINA FASO gornvement that i am in fact a
legal represnetive of CITIZEN TRUST BANK  , OUAGADOUGOU branch.also i will
no problem manage a photograpic show of me holding  sign with you company
slogan SPUYT ME NOG EENS LECKER VOL VAERCKENSBEERSAED.so we can continue our
mortal busness rapid.as you kindly
requested i will ask my younger sister by the name of    MAKALELE  WUMI   to
let
me make a photographic nude show of her.i will do anything for you my friend
to porsuade her to do pornographic photographic show for you since you
stated you like nude adolessent african girls.yes my friend she is very
pretti has large breasts.no my friend my believes forbid me strictly to
sleep and to have sexual intercourse with my sisters,but i had pleasure her
satisfing me with her mouth.friends tell me she is very good with sex.when
we have concluded our deal my friend,i will take her with me to your house
and you can have sexsual intercourse many times a day with her.my friend
when deal is thru you and i will settel down in your magniffecent country
when we will have lots of money to spend and you will have lots of sexsual
intercourse everyday with my sister WUMI.

my friend my sister  MAKALELE WUMI  just is coming into my office and say to
me to tel you that she is very corious about you my friend.she wants you
already.she gave nude picture of her anytime.she get friend at her house to
make pornographic photographic show for you.she says no problem.she want to
satifi me now with her mouth.i told her to wait because i am writing to my
friend ANTON.
dear ANTON MUSSERT   ,i will send the papers you so kindly requested soonest
to you and photographic show of me holding sign with slogan SPUYT ME NOG
EENS LECKER VOL VAERCKENSBEERSAED within 3 (THREE) WORKING DAYS FROM
NOW.photographic show of my sister WUMI i will send to you urgently.my
friend so you can satisfi you with hand.

YOUR BROTHER FRIEND AND FAMILY TO BE SOON

DR. MAKALELE BENJAMIN
CONTACT ME AT MY EMAIL: makalele_benjamin@hotmail.com




My dear Hamza, you see? If dr. Benjamin Makalele doesn't have any problems
with our demands, you, as a Barrister of highest standards in West Africa,
should not have a problem at all with these simple demands. If it's a
problem for you providing us:

- A picture of you holding a sign with our company slogan "SPUYT ME NOG EENS
LECKER VOL VAERCKENSBEERSAED" and
- A statement of the Togolese government, or any official document at all,
that you are defacto a barrister;

then perhaps we'd better going to deal with dr Benjamin Makalele, since he
doesn't have any problems providing us the requested items and fully
understands the importance of trust and official business and more.
Nevertheless we would like to do business with you, since you were the first
of you two, BUT, please comply with our demands or else we are going to deal
with dr. Benjamin Makalele.

Awaiting your most urgent reply,

dr. ir. A.R.S.C.H. (Anton) Mussert, Managing Director
In den ouden vaerckensketser - Utilised V.B.Z. Services Ltd.
"America's  #1 in Vaerckensbeersaed"
---
Spuit me nog eens vol Vaerckensbeersaed; I love it!

(Hm, up until now there is still no response of our Barrister, and I have the slightest notion I won't be hearing from him again. One final attempt to stir him up is to let Benjamin Makalele mail him directly en have him tell Hamza to keep off. Perhaps Hamza will react. If not, then it's fine by me; I got bored with Hamza anyway.)

From: "Makalele Benjamin" <makalele_benjamin@hotmail.com>
To: "hamza bello" <hamza_bello2003@hotmail.com>
Subject: KEEP OFF
Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 21:23:00 +0200

I HEAR FROM ANTON MUSSERT YOU ARE EMAILING HIM WITH BUSINESS. KEEP OFF THIS
MUGU IS MINE. I AM GOING TO GET  MONEY OUT OF THIS MUGU SO KEEP OFF

(Too bad folks, the saga probably ends here. Hamza did not want to send me a picture, and as this was the main goal of this scambaiting, it was boring to be with Hamza Bello. And so my first shot at scambaiting ends...)

(to be continued?Probably not)