Uh Oh, Billy Is In Danger!!!

So, I was walking along the street, looking fine as hell (as usual)..

(don't I look good in the picture? I think hats look good on me)

Then, out of nowhere, some thugs jumped me! I have no idea why anyone would ever want to do that to poor, sexy me. Unless of course it's because I'm so sexy and they were jealous?

Yeah, that must be it. Look at how sexy I am.. Very few people have eyes as gorgeous as mine.

Where was I again? Oh yes, I was kidnapped, and then locked away into some sort of secret tower. I didn't know where I was, but I couldn't free myself from my glass prison.

I needed to find a way to escape, but how?? I needed to devise a plan, so I got into a comfortable position and tried to think...

Ah yes, this is relaxing. And sexy.

Hmmmm... For some reason nothing was coming to me. Maybe it was time for more thinking and less sexy posing.

(Just because I said "less sexy posing" doesn't mean I'm completely unsexy though!)

That's it! I have a plan! First I will fight off the guards. Good thing I starred in The Phantom and can fight like a superhero.

Whew, that was a lot of work kicking so much ass.

Now to find a way out... hey, I think I found a secret passage... I wonder if I can get out that way...

Yes, it seems I can! Unfortunately I'll have to take my shirt off, it'll get ripped in this small passage way.

At last, I was finally free. In order to celebrate, I made multiple clones of myself.

Time for a Billy Zane orgy now! Who's in?