Where do you live now? Prestigious West Hoseville

Name of spouse/partner: Ann Marie (aka “The War Department”)

Children and Pets (number, type, names, ages): Never liked kids, still don’t. Pets have long since died.

Something memorable/highlights about your days or years at Marshall-U High: Nickle bags - Can you believe it??

What have you been doing since then? Mostly cocaine, a little Meth on the weekends.

Other interesting things about yourself that you’d like us to know: I don’t have air conditioning, cable TV, or a garbage disposal!!

Editor’s Note: Brian, who lives in Roseville, not Hoseville