Below this section are some ready-to-play games. The four star scale is how fun the games are relative to each other. Not even the game with three and a half stars gets my seal of approval because none of the games have enough replay value (remember, the star rating system in this case is how good the games are relative to each other). Even so, many of them are fun to play. If you want more information on my rating system, click on the link below.
Executive Basketball—Throw office supplies through a hoop and into the wastebasket. The farther away you shoot stuff into the basket the more points you get. (Note: this game is out of order right now.)
Extreme Board-dom—Snowboard downhill and do tricks when you jump off ramps. You get bonus points if you hit the flying spaceship and have the alien cursing in an unknown language. There is a bonus level where you can squash the evil smiling snowmen.
The Gobble-nator—My favorite game in this section. You play a turkey from the future to stop thanksgiving so your ancestors won't be eaten. Aim your gun to shoot the hats off those pesky pilgrims. Watch out for Santa Claus, he's worth bonus points if you shoot him. Shoot as many pilgrims and Santa Clauses as you can in sixty seconds.
Revenge of Yar's Revenge—Yeah, the last “revenge” seems a little redundant, but I didn't name the game. This is taken from the classic “Space Invaders” game. Shoot everything that comes down and don't get hit by them.
Snowflake Game—Move your tongue in and out, left and right to catch snowflakes (in for the small ones, out for the big ones) so you don't get snowed in. While catching snowflakes, try to avoid the bird poop, which comes down a lot faster than the snowflakes and a lot more often than real life.
Space Blammo—A game similar to the classic “Asteroids” video game. You try to shoot as many asteroids as you can without getting hit by them. If you want to know whose picture is in the game, don't e-mail me because I don't know.
Trick or Trash—You move your bag left and right to capture the good stuff while trying to avoid the bad stuff. Before you click on the “start level” button, look to your right of the screen and you'll see what is “yum” and what is “yuck.” Try to earn as many points as you can before time runs out. One nice feature about this game is that it has different levels you can advance to, something which most other games I have here lack.
The Washed-Up Celebrity Dunking Booth—Aim your ball and try to hit the swinging target to have a washed-up celebrity fall into the water. Everytime you sucessfully hit the target, some information about the celebrity pops up.
