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The Holy and Ancient Archives

What you can expect to find here

Old documents that we no longer have posted
REALLY OLD documents for download in txt format
Maybe a few really old files and or links that we are no longer posting for various reasons
Old sections that are not linked from the main page
Old comments from non existent message board
Just plain really old stuff
Dust bunnies and their spawn on evil
Nothing that involves the evil pokemon or any of their kin
What you are looking for that used to be here but is not on the page any longer
Things that you did not think were possible (like talking pigs and whatnot)

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This used to be the projects listings.

An old and recently removed list.
Association Goals

Grow
Learn
Think
Explore
Discover
Gain Power
Conquer World?
Eventually a whole lot more too!
Stop the entire hostile penguin takeover with little, no, or even a lot of help.
Defeat the evil Mr. Peanut( yes the large talking peanut from the planters commercials)
Other TOP SECRET things that we cannot discus here, and would in no way like to discus with you.

Things not to do no matter what the stupid advertising banner at the top of the page or in pop up form says. (also, these are in reverse order, so number 10 is the worst thing to do, so read it first. or maybe last. I...uhh. if the worst is last and the best is first, but they are in reverse order of what they would logically, with the first one that would make if the thing that you don't want to do the most, but then it would be the worst, so it would come....Oh my I've gone cross eyed)

Eat the cats fur...(unless you have to leave the cat alive...or kill it, or harm it in any way.)
Sign up for Lifeminders
Sign up for XOOM
Give away association secrets(yes, we do know who knows what we know. SO IF YOU KNOW! DON'T TIHNK WE DON'T KNOW! WE KNOW! OH BOOOY DO WE KNOW!)
Sign up for a partial labatomy...when your not dead...or unconscious
Volunteer at the jail to do time for missing fellons
Drink purified water. You never know what they put in that stuff...
Take a bite out of anything made of cermaic, metal, or human flesh.(why do you have ornaments made of human flesh anyways???)
Go to some place to win lots of money.
[THIS SPOT INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
I HAVE ARMS!!! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[this spot unintentionally left blank, but done so anyway by the fault of the programmer and designer]
Antagonize people who CAN and WILL beat the crap out of you.
Join forces with Mr. Peanut
Eat the little purple things that you find in your dryer.
Things that require you to give out your phone number.
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Play board games with people who want to kill you.
Kill people who want to play board games with you.
Kill board games
Blow up major meterpolitan areas or small town or cities
Stop breathing
Attempt to do things that you can't.
Gnaw on christmas trees when its the middle of summer and they have been sitting there for many months since christmas and even the tinsel has started to rot away.
you know...STUFF
See if you can punch the monkey. That's just plain wrong. For all you know that could be Jojo's relative. (may he rest in peace)
Sell your soul to Microsoft

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