The following are a list of all Bluffers episodes that I know about. Please note that I got this information from multiple sources and may not be correct. The lyrics for the songs I got by listening to the songs and writing out the words I heard (less chance of being correct).
The episodes are grouped into movies (that can be found on the net). Some episodes have their own movie or are on more then one tape. These have a little asterisk beside them (*). Each episode is about 25 minutes long and contains two songs.
If you notice something is wrong or would like to add some information please contact me at teddy0bear.
The Bluffers The Mystery of Clandestino's Castle
Down With Gravity* (little info) Is Friendship Sinking?* Digging Archaeology (little info)
Evolution Isn't What It Used To Be (little info) Over Bluffoonia In My Balloon* Minerology (little info) Colour Mix-Up (little info) Bluffers Music Video (little info) A Flower for Pricilla The Secret Key Clandestino's Way of Life Music for the Dog Robot Attack |
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You're just a bluffer, a candle snuffer, Can't get enough of your dreams A half a buffer, a pillow stuffer You're bound to suffer it seems Your head is full of steam - To turn the world around. But all your fancy dreams Are from the lost and found Are from the lost and found |
In this episode we discover that it is Clandestino's birthday, February 29. Clandestino is quite upset because it only "officially" comes every four years and he really enjoys the party with the fireworks. So, he decided to freeze time (ie gets Silicon to do it) so every day is his birthday. He also says that Silicon can have his first day off the next day.
Meanwhile the bluffers are in quite a shocked state at the sight of fireworks. They hate the noise and want it to stop. Zok informs the Bluffers that Silicon/Clandestino has stopped time and if they want to stop the fireworks they have to start time again. Amazingly all they have to do to get time running again is to move the hands of the clock forward (amazing!).
Needless to say the bluffers accomplish their task. When this happens, Clandestino orders Silicon to stop time again but Silicon has a day off so he can't do anything about it.
| Song: Time Time Sung by: ???
Time time tick-tock time
Now is now but it can’t last
Time, time tick-tock time
The future is way at the end of this song
Time time tick tock time |
Song: I Can't Complain Sung by: Glumm
So many you’re but sing and prance
There’s running jumping to do
I can’t complain I can’t complain |
In this episode Glumm is tired of the way Clandestino treats him. He gets very upset and decides to seek revenge by stealing the keys to "the secret" and giving them to the Bluffers.
Glumm decides to hide the keys in the forest first because he is not sure if the Bluffers will like him and take him in. When he goes and talks to the Bluffers, and tells them that he has the keys, the Bluffers believe that Glumm is trying to trick them and decided not to trust him. Glumm is very sad but one Bluffer, Blossom, believes in and makes friends with him.
In the end, Glumm takes the keys back to Clandestino but the Bluffers seem to trust him more.
Where on Earth are We?
In this episode Clandestino decides to pave away some of the forest to make a parking lot. The Bluffers, fearing for their home, decided to mis-lead the bulldozers. In the mean time they decided to make a map of Bluffonia using a piece of paper torn from the book of all knowledge. Their mapping skills are a little rusty and it takes them a little while to figure out how to make a map but eventually they get the hang of it with some minor modifications such as using snake lengths to do the measuring.
Longitute, Latitude,
(more to come)
Mystery of Clandestino's Castle
In a Satellite State
Down with Gravity
Is Friendship Sinking?(click to go to information)
Digging Archaeology
Over the Bio Brick Road(click to go to information)
Song: Geography
Sung By: THE BUNNIES!
Round and round merridian.
Clandestino makes a radio broadcaste.
The Bluffers make a plan to get the secret of getting it all only the forces of nature put a stop to it.
Clandestino ends up destroying his own castle after following a mysterious treasure map.
Robots, Rainbows, Magic and Mystery
Evolution Isn't What it Used to Be
Clandesteno starts playing with evolution and the Bluffers try and combat it with their own "evolution soup".
In this episode Clandestino develops a devil dust power and delivers it to the forest of Bluffonia first by handfuls then using his Clandestino faced rockets. This powder makes the leaves on the trees fall of as well as gives the Bluffers a serious case of the sneezes. The bluffers turn to Zok for some advice on what to do with all the leaves. Zok suggests clearing away all the leaves...how? "Where bluffers hoffers and puffers so will puff and puff the leaves away". After trying this Zip realises that it probably isn't the best idea. With a little help from Sharpy, Zip comes up with the idea of making a balloon out of leaves (and hot air from the local volcano) and flying it to Clandestino's castle to stop him. While they're busy making the balloon back at Clandestino's castle Clandestino is making "Yucky Guk" a solution according to the only dog/guinea pig Glumm makes fur fall off (and that was only with half the ingredients).
Part two:
Mix to a brew and boil.
Song: Lickey Sticky Good
I want my honey for money,
Lickey Sticky spoon,
Even though I weigh a tony,
Lickey sticky spoon,
I'm on my knees,
....
Over Bluffonia,
It yealids surprises,
Over Bluffonia,
And you realizes,
(Zip fades out as Zock starts
Minerology Zok thinks he is dying.
The Bluffers are under the impression that the reason Clandestino hates the forest is because it is all green so they decided that it is time for the forest to be a new colour.
Things that go Bluf in the Night Its Halloween time and Clandestino has decided to get a little more security for his secret. This security is a little box that says things along the lines of "you shall never have the secret". The bluffers in the mean time decided to dress up as ghosts and raid the castle, scare Silicon, Clandestino, and Glumm and then make off with the secret. Things seem to be going well at first but the little security voice box gets stuck saying "the secret, the secret, the secret" over and over again. When the bluffers raid the castle they hear the box saying "the secret" so believe that it is in fact the secret. They pick it up and make away with it.
A collection of around 20 songs from Bluffer episodes.
The Bluffers finally arrive at the castle and realise that they are sinking so they throw off some cargo at Clandestino. Clandestino is quite worried that they're through ammo as big as melons, then he realises that they are melons and gets clobbered. Clandestino orders them to be shot down and next thing you know Zip, Prickly Pine and Psycho are behind bars while Clandestino is adding the last ingredients to his Yucky Guk. Zip is chosen as Clandestino's first victim as Prickly Pine works at getting Psycho un-tied. Once Psycho gets untied both him and Prickly Pine rescue Zip and escape from the castle. Silicon and Glumm are ordered after them but Glumm trips Silicon and lets the bluffers escape.
Back at their forest hang-out Zip says that he never wants to fly again and everyone agrees that Ballooning over Bluffoonia is a bad idea.
Ingredients of Yucky Guk (two parts):
Part one:
Sung By: Honey Boy
Cause it really isn't funny
If the honey isn't runny in my pot.
I want my honey for my money,
Cause it really isn't funny
If the honey isn't runny in my pot.
Lickey Sticky sppon,
Lickey sticky funny honey tune.
I can move just like a bunny,
When i see alot a honey to begone.
Even though i weigh a tony,
I can move when i see alot a honey to begone.
Lickey sticky spoon,
Lickey sticky funny honey tune.
To please my bees,
So they will fill my pot.
Song: Over Bluffonia
Sung By: Zip
In my balloonia,
Singing this tone-ia to yah, to yah.
How hot air rises,
And cold air lets you down.
In my balloonia,
Singing this tone-ia to yah, to yah.
What makes it adcives,
Instead of knowledge....
talking about how he can't fly
because he...gained a couple
of pounds.)
Back at the forest they're all debating what to do with "the secret" now that they got it. Sharpy then takes away the secret and says that it is his and lets know one take it. Sharpy's argument is that he has never been like a real fox, never cleaver or cunning and he doesn't like that he doesn't fit a fox's reputation. The others are quite surprised at this and try and talk Sharpy back to being a "good fox". Eventually, Sharpy gives up and they open the box and found out it is just a voice machine.
Although disappointed the Bluffers laugh it off and still enjoy the fact that they scared the daylights out of Clandestino and the gang.
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