This is a gross test but I though it was funny...
Count all the boxes for which your answer is "yes".
__Have you done it on a boat?
__Have you done it with a goat?
__Have you done it in a bed?
__Have you done it with the dead?
__Have you done it in the ass?
__Have you done it, high on grass?
__Have you done it in the car?
__Have you simply gone too far?
__Have you done it on the beach?
__Have you done it with the teach?
__Have you done it on your back?
__Have you done it strapped to a rack?
__Have you done it in a box?
__Have you done it with a fox?
__Have you done it in a tree?
__Have you done it with more than three?
__Have you done it in the rain?
__Have you done it for the pain?
__Have you done it 'tween the tits?
__Have you done it wearing mitts?
__Have you done it packed in rubber?
__Have you done it undercover?
__Have you done it on a perch?
__Have you done it in a church?
__Have you done it with a virgin?
__Have you done it with a sturgeon?
__Have you done it with ropes and chains?
__Have you done it while insane?
__Have you done it on the stage?
__Have you done it underage?
__Have you done it with all your friends?
__Have you done it in both ends?
__Have you done it with your dog?
__Have you done it on a log?
__Have you done it under clamps?
__Have you done it with the lamps?
__Have you done it without style?
__Have you done it with a child?
__Have you done it for all to see?
__Have you ever had VD?
__Have you done it on Mother's couch?
__Have you done it in your mouth?
__Have you done it while on tape?
__Have you done it out of shape?
__Have you done it on live TV?
__Have you done it whilst you pee?
__Have you done it in the gym?
__Have you done it on a whim?
__Have you done it on a dare?
__Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.
