Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do blondes kill a birds?
A: They through them off a cliff.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: What the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
A: She loves having her picture taken (flashes, got it?).
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe..
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: To keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde get excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
