On the first day of puppy
The little dear made wee On the carpeting in the hallway

On the second day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the third day of puppy
The little dear made wee
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the fourth day of puppy
the little dear made wee
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the fifth day of puppy
The little dear made wee RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the sixth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the seventh day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the eighth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Where you’d least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the ninth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Just around the corner
Where you’d least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the tenth day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Where we’ll never find it
Just around the corner
Where you’d least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the eleventh day of puppy
The little dear made wee
Beneath the table
Where you’d least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway

On the twelth day of puppy
the little dear made wee
ON THE COUCH SOMEHOW
Beneath the table
Where you’d least expect it
Halfway up the stairs
Beside his food dish
RIGHT IN MY SHOE!
Across the kitchen floor
On my lap
Underneath our tree
On the carpeting in the hallway