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Dog Quotes:

plus general animal quotes

~I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. -Steven Wright

~A dog has the soul of a philosopher. -Plato

~Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

~If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. -Andrew A. Rooney

~A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. -John Holmes

~Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -Steve Bluestone

~To err is human, to forgive canine. -Anonymous

~There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it. -Louis Sabin

~The more I see of man, the beter I like dogs. -Madame Roland

~If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

~Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

~Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -Franklin P. Jones

~If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail. -Fran Lebowitz

~Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. -Gene Hill

~Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -Mary Bly

~There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

~If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter, or a Poodle, get them all....adopt a mutt! -ASPCA

~When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! -David Starr Jordan

~Any society which does not insist upon respect for all life must necessarily decay. -Albert Einstein

~The love for all living creatures is the noblest attribute of man. -Charles Darwin

~When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport. When the tiger wants to murder him, it's called ferocity. -George Bernard Shaw

~All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. -George Orwell

~We would consider it cruel to confine a dog permanently in a kennel. Yet we visit zoos where hundreds of wild animals are kept permanently in the equivalent of a kennel. -Virginia McKenna

~Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. -James Bryant Conant

~I went snorkeling and noticed how gently the fish welcomed us into their world, as compared to the violence with which we welcomed them into ours. I became a vegetarian. -Syndee Brinkman

~The soul is the same in all living creatures, although the body of each is different. -Hippocrates

~The suggestion that animals should pay for their freedom with their lives is moral nonsense. -David Cowles-Hamar

~I feel very sorry for women who continue to purchase real fur coats. They are lacking in a woman's most important requisites, heart and sensitivity. -Jayne Meadows

~It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort-of attatched to it. -Eeyore

~Animals are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time. -Henry Beston

~Always behave like a duck...keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -James Bryant Conant

~A nation's progress can be judged by how they treat their animals. -Gandhi

~Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. -Thomas A. Edison

Life Quotes and Proverbs