Monty Who?

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level Lord
He can stand alone against a screaming demon horde
He has 300 hit points and a +10 vorpal sword
As he goes marching on!
(In thugish voice, "Welly!")

Chorus:
Glory, glory trash the party
Glory, glory trash the party
Glory, glory trash the party
As they go marching on!

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level Mage
His spells are so high level that thier casting takes an age
He's got a book of scrolls that's got a wish on every page
As he goes marching on!
(In old voice "Drop Dead!")

Chorus

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level Priest
If you're evil and he turns on you you're instantly deceased
His wisdom's 27, it's been magically increased
As he goes praying on!
(Christian crossing of oneself)

Chorus

I cannot see the glory of the umpteenth level Thief
He can hide in the shadows and then cause you lots of grief
His backstab multiplier is just way beyond belief
As he goes sneaking on!
(Whispered "Silently, naturally")

Chorus

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the flower power Monk
He's no use for armor, magic weapons, or such junk
And he's immune to poison so he never winds up drunk
As he goes marching on!
(Ah So! bow)

Chorus

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level Bard
He's both theif and fighter and he thinks he's really hard
He plays the Hammond organ and the electric guitar
As he goes filking on!
(Two, three, four)

Chorus

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