ODE TO MR. SCHROEDL By Jill Sears

FUCK OFF SCHROEDL! fuck off Mr. Schroedl you are a fuck head! DIE! DIE! DIE! EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! I'll fucking apply myself! I'll apply a fucking anvil to your fucking head! Go flush your head down a toilet you smelly pile of cow dung! You are an old rotting barf bag! You're an ANDROID! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD! I have an idea! How about you take a flying leap into a pool filled with razor blades and serrated knives I HATE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH! GO MINGLE WITH THE CARNIVORES SHITFACE! I'll apply myself! I'll cram a fucking broomstick up your ass! I'll fucking apply myself allright! Shut your mouth you math freak, no life personality-less imbicile! I'd like to throw a bowling ball at your head and make a dent so big you could form a small autonomous nation in it. I AM FUCKING REFUSING TO APPLY MYSELF TO MATHEMATICS, BUTTFUCK! YOU SUCK THE BIG ONE! GO FUCK YOURSELF! You belong in a toilet, not a classroom! Tu eres tonto. Tu eres una idiota! Odio tu! You brainless, buttfucking, nose picking pustule! DIE DIE DIE! DIE VIOLENTLY AND MISERABLY! I hope you decide to go swimming and accidently mistake a river of lava for a cool stream. I hope you do so much math that you die! I hope you contract a horrible incurable disease and spend you last years in continual suffering. GO TO HELL VOMITING BAG OF PHLEGM!

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