The Priest's Ass

A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there=0Dwas a
fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter=0Dit in
some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for=0Dhorses was
so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had=0Dsome
doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal=0Din a ra=
ce
just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in=0Dsecond.

The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS

The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another=0Drace, and
this time it won.

The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered=0Dthe
priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get=0Drid of
the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby=0Dconvent.

The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose=0Dof the
donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a=0Dlocal
farmer for $10. The headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

They buried the bishop the next day.