"Try? There is no try. There is only do or not do".
-Yoda

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. "
- Mark Twain

A life without cause is a life without effect.
-Barbarella

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
-Harriet Beecher Stowe

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
-Anonymous

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
--Thomas Edison--

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. "
- Henry Ford

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- - Oscar Wilde

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

"What do you take me for, an idiot?"
General Charles de Gaulle

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. "
- Gail Godwin

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. "
- General George Patton

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln

"I don't feel good. "
- The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. "
- Mark Twain

"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
- Art Buchwald

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. "
- Paul Valery

"Love and death are the two great gifts that we pass on, and we usually pass them on unopened"
- Rilke

"The future keeps telling you what the past was about."
-Tammy Skleerna

"Yo' Momma's ass!!"
- Calvin Witherspoon

"I am not a dumbfuck!"
-Spiro T. Agnew

"Don’t be afraid of mistakes; there are none."
- Miles Davis

"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up."
- Paul Valery