Lance: OMG!! I just remembered I left my Clinque facewash on the nightstand. Turn the plane around I have to go get it. I cannot survive with out it!
::: Chris (blindfolded) runs into the side of the plane and falls to the floor with a thud:::
Lance Jumping: What was that?!
Justin: Dayum Lance...yo sorry white ass aint gonna be up in hea long.
Joey Lifts His Blindfold: Does anyone have any food. I ate everything I packed....
JC: Here Joey eat some of Lance's make-up.
Lance Shreiks Violently:::
Lance: NNNOOOOO Joey!!
:::Lance rips off his blindfold and lundges at an unexpecting JC:::
Lance: Damn you. I told you that I deserve respect. RESPECT!!!! :::Lance Grabs At JC's Backpack::: Look Joey powered sugar! That tastes better than make-up, wouldn't you rather have sweet sugar??
Joey nods and starts to drool:::
Lance: Then here you go buddy
:::Lance slides JC's backpack to Joey:::
JC: NOOOOO!!!! That was supposed to last me the whole time. Now look at what you've done you bastard!
:::JC whimpers and grabs his cell phone to call Jerome:::
Lance Mummbles Under His Breath: I told you not to mess with the Mississippi Queen.
Justin: What foo'?
Lance: I said not to mess with the Mississippi KING!
Justin: Dats bettah
:::Little did the guys know but they had been on the ground for quite some time now. Finally Justin realized what was going on::: Justin: Yo dawgs....
Chris Screaming Loudly: You know what would be CRAZY??
Joey Blowing His Nose And A Little Hyper Himself: What?!?
Chris: If we jumped out of the plane right now!!!
:::Joey throws the box of tissues at JC's head runs to Chris' side as they open the door and get ready to leap out:::
Joey: You go first man. Oh, and if you die....can I eat you?
Chris slaps Joey on the back: Sure man...anytime.
:::Chris jumps out of the plane only to land face first on the ground two feet below:::
Joey: Chris are you dead yet?
Justin: Dayum man dat be whack! Ah was tryin to tell yo asses dat we be on da ground. :::Justin picks Chris up by his head and sets him on his feet::: I think the foo got even moe messed in da head. He be thinkin' his shit is a MF dawg G!
:::Chris runs around on all quarters barking and panting as the guys gather their belonging and head to the camp site:::
Justin: Dayum they could have told us we were going to a frozen tundra.
Lance: This cold air won't do my complexion any good.
JC Mumbling: I could have survived. I could have survived.....
Joey Runs Into JC From Behind::: Man this stuff is goooooddddd!!! wwwwweeeeee.....
JC grabs Joey by the collar: I COULD HAVE SURVIVED!!! But I can't without my coffee!!!
Lance: Good job JC. Lou has taught you well.
JC: Shut up QUEEN!
:::DAY 1:::
Lance: But Justin you are the only manly one here. No one has your muscles.
Justin: Ah don't care man. Ah want mah bitch and mah nice warm bed.
:::Justin gets his things and walks back to the plane to take him back to Orlando:::
Chris: Man that was CRAAAAZZZYYYY!!
JC: Shut up Chris, I say we go with Justin, I mean what is there to do here. Plus I need to speak with Jerome very quickly..
The guys hear a sound of an approaching helicopter. They run outside, and to JC's suprize Jerome was the piloit. Giddily JC sprtins toward his hero::: JC: Later suckas....aaaahahahahaha!
Chris: BBBYYYYYEEEEE Jayceeee!
Lance: So what do we do now?
:::Chris shrugs:::
Lance: I know! Lets have a makeup contest and whoever looks the best gets to stay!
Chris: Hmmm that IS semi-Crazy......Ok lets do it.
Lance: Yippie, We each get an hour to work our own special magic!
:::Lance divides up his makeup and gave half of it to Chris, and pops in his CD with the song 'I Will Survive' on repeat. During the hour of 'Magic making' Lance improved greatly. As for Chris, well his invisible BITCH Danielle thought it would be the CRAZIEST thing if Chris threw the make-up about and splattered it on himself. So of course he did just that:::
Lance: Ok Chris times up! Show yourself to me.
:::Chris sneaks up behind Lance and jumps on him:::
Chris: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ahahahahahaha Lancypoo is scared!!!
:::Lance grabbs Chris by the throat and lifts him off the ground:::
Lance: How many times must I tell you that I DEMAND respect. I AM THE MISSISSIPPI QQQQUUUEEEENNNNNN!!!! And you better bow down before me.
:::With that Lance threw Chris out of the tent to fend for his own. Chris picked up Dani and started walking home:::
Lance: OMG! I'm alone! That's it I am threw with this stupid game. I need a facial anyways.
Lance called a taxi and headed home. He picked up Chris and the BITCH on the way:::
:::DAY 2:::
Joey: Whoa I'm alone. I wonder if that means I won. Can it be true? I actually did something right?! :::Joey hops around and does a touchdown dance while shouting 'III am the Mississippi Quuueeennn, take that lance!':::
:::Minutes later Joey decides to find something to eat. He found what was left of Chris' supply and began eating the lipstick:::
Joey: This is waayyyy better than that powdered sugar crap Lance gave me. Hmmmm since I won, I wonder what I win?
Joey continues eating so loudly that he doesn't hear the singing outside. After several hours, between bites, he hears the voices and decides to 'investigate':::
Joey: Holy Cow!!! I AM THE WINNER! I survived.
:::Joey looks out, and all across the field he sees beautiful women holding platters of food. He sheds a single tear at the beautiful sight::: Joey Whispers To Himself: I survived. I am hungery, and Im gonna have sex......
:::Background music fades out into Destinys Child....'Im a survivor. Im not gonna give up'.....:::