Justin: Who the dag heezy is this yo?

Scary Voice: Hello, Justin.

Justin: Hey baby, who be dis?

Scary Voice: What are you doing, Justin?

Justin: I be waitin for mah fine azz girl to get ova here.

Scary Voice: That wouldn't be Britney, would it?

Justin: Hellz yea!

Scary Voice: Justin, turn on the front porch light.

:::Justin walks over and turns the front porch light on, to find Britney tied to chair wearing nothign but leather and chains:::

Justin: Dayum she looks good fo' tonight... Am Ah supposed to go get her azz all the way out on the porch yo?

Scary Voice: Let's play a little game, Justin.

Justin: Sure, G, but Ahm thinkin' Ah should head out and get mah bitch yo...

Scary Voice: Well, this is how we play, I'll ask you one question . You answer right, Britney lives..You answer wrong Britney is gutted and I'll leave her body in your Benz.

Justin: Hell naw! The upholstry in mah Benz is in perfect condition.. that would ruin it and shii!

Scary Voice: First question. Name the other guys in your group. You have 30 seconds.

Justin: Tubby... Blinky.....

Scary Voice: 10, 11, 12...

Justin: err, uh I think one of dem is a--- ummm, A.J.

Scary Voice: 26, 27, 28...

Justin: MISSISSIPPI!!! MISSISSIPPI!

Scary Voice: 30, Britney dies!

Justin: But Ah got em all! Tubby, Blinky, AJ, and Mississippi!

:::Britney is gutted after several attempts of them only stabbing old scar tissue from plastic surgery, and dragged her towards the Benz:::

Justin: G, yous killed ma fine gurl!! Yo! Dayum where you think yo takin' that dead azz, gawt damnit aw hell naw... pfsh ya'll is goin down and shii!

Scary Voice: Next question...What race are you?

Justin: Yo, man, that's like a trick question and shii... I be black at heart man, skin don't matta...

Scary Voice: No, I'm sorry that's another wrong answer.

:::A dark figure jumps through the glass sliding door and lands on Justin:::

Justin: What the dag heezy is diggin' into mah thigh!?... Lance is that you?

:::Justin is senselessly murdered. The next day, Joey, JC, Lance and Chris are shocked to hear the news of Justin and Britney's death:::

Lance: AAIIEEE No!! I just got off the phone with Johnny. Justin and Britney were killed last night!

:::Lance whimpers and starts to cry:::

Chris: Oh as if you didn't see that coming.. Please, he stole all of our solos anyway!

Lance: You have a viable point Christo.

JC: What is that supposed to mean?

Chris: Nothin, don't worry about it.

Joey: I'm gonna go get myself another bag of chips and a beer. I'll be right write back.

:::Joey exits the room and enters the garage:::

:::Whistling he heads to the fridge as the garage door closes along with the door to get inside. Joey turns to see someone in an ape man's costume:::

Joey: Gasp, Chris when'd you get so hairy?

:::The hairy ape shakes his head:::

Joey: Lance?

:::The hairy ape nods, then stops and shakes his head no instead. Joey takes two steps back and sees the cat exit through the cat door:::

Joey: Ah ha! Hairy man wassup now!?

:::Joey throws himself at the cat dor missing and running into the garage door, knocking himself unconcious and presumably dead. Back in the house, JC returns from a short bathroom break:::

JC: Woohoo time for movies :::JC shakes spazzmatically and tingles all over, squealing loudly:::

Lance: Hey Guys, have you seen Joey? Hes been gone a pretty long time..

JC: Joeys getting beer :::JC gurgles and giggles softly:::

Lance: JC, there is no need for profanity.

JC: Shut the hell up.

:::Lance starts to sob.... again. Chris lunges on top of JC:::

JC: Ahhhhh what are you doing im on crack and not prepared to beat your heavy ass off!

Chris: You stole all of my freakin solos!!

JC: Well if ya knew how to sing I would agree that the correct term would be stealing!

:::Lance raises his hand to show JC the knife he is holding:::

JC: Whoa, take it easy with that there.

Lance: We all go a little crazy sometimes.

Chris: Dude he didn't set you up to day that at all.

Lance: Damn! JC lets do it again I want this to be perfect...

JC: *Gasp* YOU'RE CRAZY!

Lance: We all go a little crazy sometimes...

Chris: Esspecially me cause I'm crazzyyyyyy..... heh... HEY WAIT A MINUT, LANCE CAN'T BE CRAZY TOO!

:::Chris throws himself upon Lance ravaging his hair:::

JC: Wait..What's your motive? Why are you guys ruining what we had?

Chris: Our motive, easy. We were shoved to the back of the group..All of our solos were stolen..You had to be the star!

JC: Lance, whats your motive?

Lance: I don't need a motive!! I AM THE MISSISSIPPI FUCKIN' QUEEN BABY! How would you like it if everyone thought that you were really a girl, or always said that you were dating Joey? You'd go on a killing spree, too.

JC: But Lance, All those things are true.

Lance: Shut the fuck up.

:::JC pushes the television on top of Chris and Lance as Joey walks back in:::

JC: Damnit I though they killed you, I was going to be the only one left, you've ruined everything for me.

Joey: Me too...

JC: What?

:::JC attacks Joey and pushes him out a 12 story window:::

JC: I AM NSYNC! WOOOOO