:::Justin locks and triple bolts his bathroom door before exiting the house with no response to Lance:::

Lance: Mmmhmm

:::Peering through the curtain Lance watches as Justin pulls out, Lance sets the stopwatch at 3 minutes:::

Lance: Here we go baby Portable CD player, CHECK. Lots of weapons, CHECK.

:::Lance clicks play and starts the stopwatch:::

2:53: Lance presses himself flat against the wall as he surveys the empty hall

Lance: It's just you and me now Wanda :::Lance pats the red lipstick in his pocket gently:::

2:39: Lance dashes to the other wall and peeks around the corner, eyeing his target with tenacity

Lance: Ok Wanda.. it's about 10 yards to the bathroom, I'll cover you..... No Wanda I'd never let that happen to you.. Hey, are we in this together or not? Alright then. :::Lance tosses Wanda across the room and watches her land safely belly down in front of the door:::

Lance: Good blend in! Way to be!

2:17:Lance rolls on his back across the floor to behind the couch and props himself up on one knee. Raising his 'Semi automatic machine gun' just over the top of the couch he again surveys the area

Lance: Don't be foolish Wanda, I can hear just fine... Why are you so moody? SHH.

1:58:Lance jumps up and makes several loud clicking noises followed by an aray of loud machine gun booms.

Lance: Don't Move :::Long pause:::

1:12: Crawling slowly Lance makes his way around the couch to the wall opposite the bathroom.

Lance: I know... intense, you allright over there Wanda? :::Lance Chuckles::: Sure, but later on. Psh oh you! Hey now.. HOW COULD YOU BRING HER UP? Damn you! Shut up I need to think we're running out of time!

:42: Lance quickly presses chewed chewing gum against the wall of the bathroom and throws himself over the couch after grabbing Wanda. After waiting several seconds he shouts hooray and throws himself against the wall that didn't explode

Lance: DAMN YOU REINFORCED STEEL! Do NOT start with me Wanda

:08: Lance kicks the door repeatedly until it swings open with a thud. Holding up the concealer he jumps in the air as the Mission Impossible theme song ends on his portable CD player.

Lance: That was a close one Wanda.