Lance: Her name is Topanga Chris!

Helga the live in Maid: My name is Helga!

Lance: Topanga I thought we talked about your outbursts...

Chris: Brenda is clearly upset that you can't remember her name Lance!

Justin: Yo wat up Brit Brit.

Helga the live in Maid: My fee if you don't learn my name.

JC: Roberta I painted you a picture :::JC smiles:::

Helga the Maid: Helga, HELGA!

Joey: Whose Helga?

Helga the live in Maid: Is that the painting from over my bed?

Joey: I dunno it's pretty damn ugly though, JC paint it?

JC: Naw man I took it from over her bed assuming she'd like it.

Chris: Brenda my dog needs a bath.

Joey: Whose Brenda?

Lance: Topanga!

Justin: Where yo?

:::JC's beeper goes off:::

JC: Roberta we'll discuss the painting more later, oh and, you're welcome...

Lance: YOU TOOK IT OFF HER WALL!

JC: Don't test me farm boy :::JC heads to Helga the live in Maids bathroom:::

Justin: Yo Brit Brit Ah was thinkin' you could make mah ass some cereal.

Lance: Topanga!

Chris: Brenda needs to make my damn bed and bathe dani!

:::Joey looks around for Britney, Brenda and Danielle:::

Joey: I gotta go call Steve.....

Chris: BREENNDDDAAAAAAA

Helga the live in Maid: Alright Justin give me a second...

Lance Screams: TOPANGA!

Helga the live in Maid: WHAT LANCE!?

:::Lance sprints to his room and slams the door:::

Chris: Brenda the dog really needs a bath.

:::Helga the live in Maid pulls cereal from the cupboard as she ignores Chris:::

Justin: Sweet!

:::Chris jumps onto the table:::

Chris: MY BIG DICK IS THE WALRUS... COO COO CA CHOO!

:::Chris looks around for somebodies approval as JC pushes him off the table:::

JC: Sell crazy some place else, we're all stalked up here, so Roberta..

Helga the live in Maid: No.

JC: Damn.

Lance from his Bedroom: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

:::Justin stares blankly at his cereal that is NOT featuring milk:::

Justin: Brit Brit.....

Chris: Brenda?

JC: Roberta!

Joey: STEVE SAID HER NAME IS HELGA!!!!!!!!!!

:::Gasp:::