I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
-- Jonathan Winters
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
-- Woody Allen
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, "Oh my God - I could be eating a slow learner!"
-- Lynda Montgomery
I just got junk mail from this organization that wants me to save the forest. I sent them back a letter saying stop sending me the junk mail and save the forest yourself.
-- Linda Herskovic
Your journal is a place where your point of view on the universe matters.
-- Mary Pipher
The real danger is not that machines will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like machines.
-- Sydney J. Harris
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
-- Ogden Nash
The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
-- L. P. Hartley
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
