spuds~n~robins

There once was a gal named cassie
a cute little lassie
she was known to be classie...

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Until along came a bird...
and on her deck....
dropped a turd...


She pounded her chest...
a screwdriver she threw
it punctured the nest....
and rendered it torn and askew



Then she said oh gosh and oh boo
there`s eggs in there too....

Oh what did I do....
and tried her best
for the four eggs of blue
to patch up the nest..

Those robins they grew..
the whole winter thru...
so instead of just two..
six are back to haunt you

and oh what the heck....
To decorate your deck...
with lots of birdie poo poo..

now she`s known best
for her ongoing quest
to be the #1 robin wrangler out west

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º~Dusty~ole`~Jim~º2003
slo {º‹º} poke

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Kornie Kapers

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