Moonlite Glimmer

MOON~LITE GLIMMER

down by the river I see
lurkin in the moonlight glimmer
neath the ole willow tree
crouched a skinny-dip swimmer

was easy ta see...
she was slimmer slimmer
so I eased up closer to the tree
then my hopes grew dimmer... dimmer

in her hand she held a lasoo
shore nuff was plain ta see...
there in the dark I now knew
why she wazz hidin under da tree..

her teeth wuzz buk`d and gap`d wide
the discs in her back wuzz all floppy
I suspect her hair was peroxide
and lookin like a tangled moppy

from above an owl let out a hoot
so she looked up with a start
and stood as tho she would scoot

twas then she relaxed and sighed
her eyes glanced quickly side to side
so even in the shadowy dark
ya could tell she wuzz crosseyed

in the cool night time breeze
thought I heard rustling leaves
but it wuzz her rough ole knees
rubbin as she walked under the tree

there wuzz tatoo`s on her backside
at least they looked smoother
than her rough and wrinklie ole hyde
she turned and I wuzz fearful she saw me

and I thought oooh woe izz mee
I better hurry tah duck and hide
cause if she happened ta spot me
I`z afeared she`d done had me hog tied

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Kornie Kapers

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