Clever Foxie Sue
A Wifes Clever Fore`sight
His wife was out of town
on an extended well planned business trip
after work he could just laze around
pretend to be captain of his ship
It was early monday morning
and things were not too good
as the new day was dawning
on his third week of bachelorhood
beside him no gal so sweet
as he wakes up in the mornin
after a night of half restless sleep
cause aside him she wasn`t snorin
smell of the auto coffee pot a brewin
drifted lazily up around his nose
caused him to rise and stumble across the room
as on the dresser he acutely stubbed his toes
he cussed and leaned against the wall
then hopped into the kitchen
to pour a mug of coffee
then limped on down the hall
after a taste of morning coffee
into the mirror he gazed
no kiss from her was waiting softly
so there was no need to shave
but he best hop in the shower
before another aroma gets too lofty
and begins to overpower
the enticing smell of coffee
out of the shower drippin wet
finding only empty towel racks
off to the linen closet a towel to get
saw only a hand towel left of the stack
back toward the bedroom
he hobbled down the hall
he slid open his dresser drawer
on the bed he had to take a seat
as the look on his face turned to horror
saw no clean skivies nor socks for his feet
as he opened the closet doors
there he faced another quandary
soiled clothes strewn all over the floor
he had no idea how to do the laundry
clad in "her" clean pink robe he did retreat
went back to kitchen for more coffee
sticky stuff clung to his bare feet
from the floor he had gotten so sloppy
as he sat there and pondered his plight
how would he get the house in order
before her return home tonight
else he would be a dog house boarder
~twas then by some weird coincidence~
the phone rang he heard a marketer say
were offering service of a maid or housekeeper
that if needed could start that very day
if in a full time position they would keep her
now with no reason to feel so blue
for him that timing sure was great and ok
it would be a great gift for his lovely gal Sue
a maid is what she had yearned for anyway
as he patted him self on the back
he was heard to say
I fixed that mess hip hooray
and my hyde I sure did save
~Wink~Wink~
sure is amazing what a woman knows
and can do even tho she is far away
the limo brought her home
and as he met her at the door
about the clean house she didnt rave
instead said honey you I did miss
but if you want a hello kiss
then you best go shave
©~Dusty~Ole~Jim
01~28~05
Kornie Kapers
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