Last note: My stomach is based off of 'Audrey The Plant' from "Little Shop of Horrors".
italics signify actions, duh I know.
Okay, my muse has brought it to my attention that she would like me to hurry up, finish writing this and get back to paying attention to her (she is my cat who is threatening to lay on the keyboard). So I do believe I shall go, tell me what you think, I really do appreciate insight (flames are not considered insight)
Much Bliss,
~Aylee
Stomach: HUNGRY!!! HUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRY!!! Feeeeeddd Meeeee....!
Me: Quiet! I ate breakfast!
Stomach: irritated grumble You ate yogurt...yogurt isn't food. Feedme!
Me: smacks stomach Shut up you bottomless pit!
Stomach: irritated grumble I'm hungry!
Me: Quiet!
Nose: I smell pizza.
Stomach: Pizza! Feedme!
Me: Quiet! Both of you!!
*silence*
Nose:...pepperoni...sausages...cheese...
Stomach: Pizzapizzapizza!!
Me: Aaaaarrrrgggg!!!!
Eyes: We see it! We see it!
Stomach: Food!!!
Nose:...grease...cheese...sausages...green peppers...
Eyes: Steam! Hot and fresh! Oh! Oh! Bigcrustbigcrust!!
Me: Be quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
Stomach: loud rumble
Hands: Let us get the food! So close!
Eyes: One slice left!
Me:sighs go ahead.
Hands:reach for slice
whole body gets shoved aside by another person who takes the last slice
Eyes: Its gone! Its gone!
Hands: Where is it?
Stomach: No food?
Nose: Pizza went that way...olives...pepperoni...
Me: Kill.
Mouth: smiles
Hands/Arms: punch pizza stealer in the head, grabs pizza and shoves it in the mouth
Mouth: mmmmmmm....chews
Nose: Its in the mouth!
Eyes: Its in the hands!
Me:swallows food
Stomach: Food!!! Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum!!!!!
Me: You better stomach?
Stomach: Thirsty!
Eyes: The thief is getting up!!
Hands/Arms: shoves the rest of the pizza into the mouth and punches the pizza stealer in the head
Me: Run!!
Legs: bounce
Me: I said run! Not bounce!
Legs: Run?
Right Eye: The farther away from the brain the stupider the limb or the organ.
Left Eye: I dunno' Nose and Mouth have always kinda disconnected from the brain.
Right Eye: And Hands! Mouth and them get along well, always doing the opposite of what they should do.
Me: Legs! Run!
Legs:skip
Me: No you two, run!
Legs: Run?
Me: Yes run!
Legs: run
Me: finally we're getting somewhere!
Left Eye: Oh yeah, and those organs in the hips never shut up or listen!
Me: This is pathetic!
Legs: skip
Me: starts cussing
Right Eye: Oh I know, just the other day Bladder and Left Kidney were complaining that Mouth drinks too much soda.
Left Eye: Oh I know! For hours on end! And if that wasn't enough, stupid old teeth had to join in talking too...all complaining and Mouth arguing...jeez...no peace and quiet what so ever.
Me: Legs, stop skipping.
Legs: Stop?
Me: Yes stop you dumb asses, stop skipping!
Ass: huh?
Me: No not you!
Legs: stop skipping
Me: Hide! hides
Eyes: No one around.
Me: Good.
Stomach: Hungry.
Me: Oh sh*t!