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The Random Stuff - It doesn't Fit Elsewhere.
Sick, but hey, who's stopping me?
Ever been in that position?
My concern of OUR products over there.
Ryouga takes the spotlight?
Ever wondered?
Why so many families are torn apart.
Yeah, RIGHT. We'll believe THAT.
Well, Ranma's present looks like one! That or a giant eraser.
We wished we had known beforehand... owie...
I agree with Genma. Which is rare.
Don't you just wish?
Maybe this is the real reason why stars have bodyguards.
Jeez, can't she take a compliment?
Last time I'd ever loan rented tapes out.
You just gotta wonder...
The boy just ain't right. Imaginative, though.
April Fools!
Remember the REALLY good times.
Three guesses as to who owned it beforehand. And the first three don't count.
Please remember, this is Genma we're talking about.
Ever wonder what he had down there?
I think one writer said it best through Ranma's mouth: "If I don't have the best figure in the room, it really bothers me."
Up to a point, this could be taken in a very naughty manner.
This relates the last one.
The reason why Happosai doesn't take female students into the wilderness to train.
Yes, I have dogs. I've seen this. And I've asked myself a similar question.
Ever knock something over and had to hold it up? Yeah.
One of those signs that you're in one of THOSE Doujinshi again.
This one... I'm not going to say anything.
Of course, uh-huh, Ranma, give me that frying pan...
Pardon me?
Fear this condition.
Nyeh, heh, heh, heh...
Ranma tried to give Tsubasa a taste of his own medicine and failed.
One thing many people don't realize is that Shiatsu can be just as useless as everything else.
I wouldn't object if I were you.
This goes to show talking loudly doesn't make people understand.
I'm not saying anything.
If you're wondering, you have never seen Naked Gun.
Beware of these things when in a manga.
I felt like this through out every English class I've ever had.
I get the feeling there are some people out there that have this fantasy. Thank the megamis that I'm not one of them.
You always wondered what her game was. Here it is.
Sometimes, blaming things on others isn't as easy as it looks.
This ties in so well.
Women think men are idiots. Men aren't. We just spend too much time arguing with ourselves as to where we should look.
And HOW!
An authentic hotspring feel.... bleahh...
More authentic hotspring feeling.
And I wasn't even intending that double entendre when I made this.
Oh, the irony.
Genma and Mexican food don't mix.
What a fool, he could've gotten twice as much.
And I wasn't intending that double entendre either.
Yeah, get back in line!
And once again, Akane's protests result in embarrassing Ranma.
My complaint is that there's too much of one thing and not enough of another.
The real curse behind Jusenkyo.
I've hidden things on myself like this.
Always rest assured that Ranma, more than anyone, appreciates Kasumi's skill at cooking.
And you can only work something like that off in a manner that she believes befits the bill.
Well, it sure is noxious, ya gotta give him that. And what the hell is that thing on the left side? I didn't alter this picture one bit, so don't blame it on me.
We all lose it at some point. And it's not what you perverts think it is.
It was planned, when the video sales dropped, to have Ryouga scream this at the end of every episode.
Everything, but the timing, was perfect. It should have been 4/8 tempo when she got mad, not 2/4.
Of course, I don't know enough about Physics to explain.
Ranma can get jealous of the weirdest things. I hear people can actually do this.
I always wondered how she stayed sane.
After that one OAV, this would be absolutely terrifying for the rest of the Ranma cast.
I hear they do this to all bored housewives.
Kasumi jumps to conclusions.... FOR ONCE!
This is why they don't let Genma use the tub for changing back.
BLEAAAHH!
For some reason, I don't really see a chiropractor doing this sort of thing that often.
Wait, that _whole_ thing in Kodachi's arms is a mutant potato?
Imagine Ranma's surprise to find out that it's actually Azusa.
The things we do for a little extra money.
This is what Akane sees when she watches Ranma and Ryouga fight.
Yeah, Happosai wasn't exactly great date material even when he was young.
This is about as funny as the Zero Wing thing is now.
The trick of it is to sell your kid to a company that the little brat wouldn't really object to.
It's surprising that so few people remember that.
People with glasses would all agree.
Actually, the little yen symbol is hand made.
Remember those things? They used to serve as a moral guide. Well, these fiancees do too.
You'd need all of those girls to use their Limit Breaks simultaneously.
He used to spread evil, but now in his old age, he just spreads plagues.
Oh, come on, like I'd just stop cold turkey.
Tatewaki's words are _SO_ true.
Hey, it's a job.
Ah, grasshopper, if you need this explained, go kiss ass of wise pervert.
Kunou thought he was SOOO suave.
There were no end to volunteers. I'm not sure if that's sad, pathetic or just disgusting.
Ever had an irrational hatred like this? Me too.
And you thought I couldn't go further.
Just when you thought Ryouga might be a nice guy deep down, he tricks ya.
One...two... HEY!
Yes, Shampoo is both an extreme pervert _and_ hungry
Oh, the horror!
Remember, she hates you all!
What third hand?!
Everything below is NEW!
After "White Men Can't Jump" comes-
That's all I want too!
Must've been an infestation.
What every Jusenkyo victim fears!
Finally, solid evidence. Actually, I'm sorry about that. I didn't intend to imply _that_.
It was just a sock puppet.
This comes standard with all systems, wordprocessors and paint programs.
%You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere...%
Oddly enough, it was developed for black-mailing purposes.
Just because it works there does NOT mean it will work here!
Something every non-blonde learns when telling similar jokes.
I'd hate to be Mousse right now!
Ukyou and Shampoo wouldn't have minded it if it hadn't been for those two pesky details.
What's really creepy AND impressive is that he was able to make it from scratch in just five minutes. (1)
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The Conjunction Stuff - They might not directly relate and they might just repeat the picture with a new punchline.
Magic's Influence
He seriously sucks.
Too bad it's Magic he's playing.
Boy, Do They Hate A-kun Or What?
When I talk too much.
Ranma tried to prove that I shouldn't make fun of him.
I swear, he makes it too easy.
I speak from personal experience.
TCH! Figures they'd remember me.
What we have to put up with as authors.
He finally gets it into his head that he can't win against someone who has an unlimited amount of time to respond.
This might have happened as a result.
The Cats
The best insult.
WHOA!
The Oddity, Part 1
Does Ranma look a little...
OF COURSE!
What Fun?
Ranma gets desperate
Ever set your goals too low?
"Uh, could you two move? I need more light."
Don'tcha ya just hate losing?
Mousse Is Stupid
I know, I know... I'm insulting the mask.
I hear kids still do this... with mice.
Shove it where the sun...er...
Ukyou And Ranma
An Early Grumpy Akane Detection System. EGADS for short.
You may regret saying 'anything' in such an emphasized manner...
Ukyou's in... trouble?
Defending the really kick-ass CG work of all artists! IT'S SUPER OTAKU!
This is why I don't drink.
This is also why I don't drink.
He doesn't wanna watch pornos either!
Beaches are nice
Oh, come on, you were thinking the same thing!
This secret ain't in the sauce, you pervert! Help is at the bottom of the page for the less worldly.
The Kodachi's spell is terrifying...
That's not a very flattering thing to say. True, though.
When NOT to duck.
Anyone recognize like this from the movie "Hook"?
Ranma's The Smart One...?
If she doesn't care about Ranma's gender, would she accept the extra fiancees if it got Ranma faster?
It took him THAT long to realize even that much?
More in the 'Insult Akane' section.
I hear that it was someone from an old Scooby Doo episode.
Uhhh..... that's healthy HOW?
Ranma broke that case WIDE open. Akane was found guilty.
Schoolyard Pranks
Can I meet him? I wanna thank him.
Such filth! It had to be an American student spreading these. Because there's no such thing as a hebephobic, unless you look into Greek Mythos. Those were some serious freaks.
Ukyou tries out for both parts and snags herself some fun.
El Ranma: The Alternate World
This is how I see Ranma 1/2 being made... if it had been designed by executives.
The major pain with some RPGs.
I always thought Genma would've started up his own crime syndicate.
Those Magnetic Pillie Thingies
That storyline had a potential for mischief... with pornographic results.
Why you shouldn't play with powerful magnets.
We go off on these tangents when making these....
Poolside
Yeah, why would Kunou lie?
A woman who turned into a man would have a different response to this.
Weirder has happened. It's by Takahashi-sama.
I think I put all I want to say in the picture.
The Princely Princes
MUST NOT LOSE!
If I put up with as much as women do, I'd probably do this to every asshole I ever met.
What Guys Do
I'm sure every guy has thought this.
Yeah, what kind of collection would this be without at least one reference to this.
Why we need a universal measurement.
You're not until you are.
And what series of jokes relating to bathrooms would be complete without this sort of reference?
Bath House Humor
If you don't get it, you haven't seen enough Simpsons or gone to www.seanbaby.com enough.
Never take advice from a song. Trust me on this.
An unfair trade. She's only worth two.
A running joke? Nabiki won't stand for it!
Ranma the Salesman strikes again, this time with a new product. I'm sure the sales'll just roll right in when the Ryouga fans find out.
False advertisement!
No more free shows?! What the-
What I was thinking during all those poorly written Ranma lemons.
Laying the smack down on Genma.
What everyone who's seen the series has thought.
When workers retaliate, it's usually because of unfair pay.
Would she actually warrant Jazz?
Akane is complaining about what?!
End 16 - Ryouga would've died if they had fired their 'phasers'. As it was, it took him three days to pry the rocks out of his face.
The Burning...
I hate it when someone gets it into their head to imitate Michael Jackson.
This was the proposed commercial for Wankyer Skin Cream. It was turned down when they were presented a more graphic video involving Tatewaki.
Corporate Rumico
If only the censors hadn't recovered from those bullets through the forehead.
Modeling can be tiring. But for who?
"Shampoo still think Mousse take picture."
Ranma thinks he's a pimp again. Blame it on Akane.
How it might have been if Happosai went corporate.
Something many... uh, yeah... you know...
What every fan of Ranma's male side wants to see.
You just gotta wonder what kind of sites the Ranma cast would have if they lived in the U.S.
When fans are a little too disturbing.
Cookout Fun
This goes to show what can happen when you misphrase something to your might-be-fiancees.
And continuing on the double entendres....
More double entendres.
Akane & P-chan
The Incredible Edible-
Yes, I FIGHT ON!
One reason Ranma isn't attracted to Akane.
The other reason.
Akane has this... moods... that would scare anyone
Akane & Her Rivals
Waiting six and a half minutes for the camera to spin around you ten times is quite annoying.
The reason why martial artists and normal artists don't attend the same events.
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